hís wífє σnlч // p.jm

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(  ͡°  ͜ʖ  ͡°) missed me?

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Somin was in her room getting ready while the boys prepared breakfast. Just as she reached the first step, loud  bickering could be heard.

"Hyung leave me alone, I can do it on my own" Jungkook whined.

"shut up idiot you're doing it all wrong" Jimin argued back.

"I just washed vegetables what can be so wrong about it" the youngest yelled.

"you're not supposed to wash it with soap dimwit" her husband shouted annoyed.

"well how would I know, do I look like a cook to you?"

"it's called using your brain, Jungkook" Taehyung laughed.

"hah what a funny guy" Jungkook replied and Somin could already see him rolling his eyes.

"why don't you sit down and play games on your phone Jk, useless little kid" Jimin voiced loudly before 'trying' to whisper the last part- which he failed at horribly.

"whatever" she heard Jungkook reply and after that, both Hyungs laughing.

"two against one huh? That's very weak guys" Somin walked into the kitchen and sat on a stool.

"not everything is fair in life Somin" the brunette replied and ruffled her hair.

"don't do that Tae" Jimin commented before his wife could say anything.

"why?" Taehyung smirked.

"she just did her hair and you're messing it up" Jimin answered but the lie was clear to everyone presence in the room.

"it's not just that you're a little possessive right?" his bestfriend was now trying to hide his smile.

"pfft no" was what Jimin replied with  a shrug.

"oh really Jimin?" his wife now joined the conversation.

"yeah really" he rolled his eyes "why are you guys getting on my nerves" he added and turned around, continuing his cooking.

"Noona? Can you help me with something today?"

"sure, what exactly?" she answered interested.

"I'll tell you when we're alone, I don't want these assholes to follow us" at that both men looked at him and smirked.

"it's okay to buy pads Jungkook, you don't need to feel embarrassed" Taehyung had an evil smile on his face while he stuffed his mouth with cherry tomatoes.

"actually I wanted to go and buy you the extra small condoms you wanted but I'll make sure to get you pads and tampons too Hyung" kook retorted back and had Somin almost choke on air.

"what?!" she and Jimin broke out in laughter and soon Jungkook joined.

"fuck off" the brunette scoffed at which all three laughed more.

"anyways what are we doing today?" Somin changed the subject.

"I don't know...how does cinema sound or... stay at home and relax?" Jimin said, looking up from his plate.

"boring" Jungkook coughed innocently.

Jimin rolled his eyes at the younger one but continued eating.