mackie and friends
9+ numbersseabASS
hold up
hOLD UP
HOLD UPmackerel
-slightly jealous bc i haven't met
elle yet-
WHAT
IS
ITmother lizzie
hmmchrizzie's spawn
it's been five minutes
what is it seabassseabASS
your middle name is stan?chrizzie's spawn
um
no?australian chris
not what your snapchat user sayschrizzie's spawn
doesn't make it my middle namenot andrew
google says otherwiseaustralian chris
you googled her?mother lizzie
#tellechrizzie's spawn
quiet quiet
no need to yell it out to the world
fine
my middle name is stannot andrew
i saw her snap user
and asked google
and it told me
not a stalker hereseabASS hA
loserchrizzie's spawn
it's your last name
so hA yourselfseabASS
no i mean, hA because you
share a middle name w thomasnot andrew
nah, my middle name isn't stan
it's stanLEYmackerel
close enough
shush shushfather evans
wait
your middle name is stan?chrizzie's spawn
um father
we've discussed thismother lizzie
cmon evans
keep upnot andrew
smh
you're being a really bad
ship captainseabASS
he's vice capt
really shows at his lackingfather evans
what is this?
attack chris daymother lizzie
srry chrismackerel
wait so we have
stan, stan, and stanley
unoriginalchrizzie's spawn
seb doesn't count
that's his last name
and tom and i don't share a middle name
he's out toonot andrew
there are many mackerels in the sea
uNORIGINALmother lizzie
^looks weird
but would know how to do thataustralian chris
wait a minute
when did (the worse) chris and lizzie
become elle's parentschrizzie's spawn
because
chrizzie are my parents
they cute atmother lizzie
dunno either hemsworthnot andrew
either way
it's HEMS-WORTH IT
for the gcchrizzie's spawn
no
just
nofather evans
i'm speechless
that was too horrible
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runaways,, tom holland
Fanfiction❝ i'm not gonna write you a love song 'cause you asked for it, 'cause you need one, you see i'm not gonna write you a love song...❞ [ lowercase intended ] [ slowly editing ]