Boy Friends.
No, not boyfriends.
I hate when I'm friends with a guy and my parents think he's my boyfriend.
No, if I even mention a person oF THE MALE GENDER MY PARENTS AND SIBLINGS AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THEY'RE MY BOYFRIEND
like please stop it.
And when I want to hang out with a boy, My parents have to find out everything about them.
"So... what's his last name?"
"Carpenter."
"Middle?"
"I don't know!?"
"What about his date of birth?"
"..."
"Weight on his birth certificate, how many freckles his second cousin twice removed has, what his cousin from Alabama's dare he got engaged to his wife,"
Yadyadya.
You get it.
Why can't they understand I just want to hang it with a guy and not smooch him under the bleachers?
