I.
Am.
D Y I N G."Why?" You may ask?
I tried to eat a whole pizza and down an over 750 ml bottle o water.
I got over half the pizza done and drank the whole bottle.
My. Stomach. Is. Going. To. Explode. Someone. Please. Kill. Me. Now. Or. I. Will. Do. It. Myself.
Next time you have pizza, If youre as skinny as me, (80 pounds at over 10 years old) dont try what I tried unless you got a big arse appetite.
I LEGIT ONLY JUST REALIZED THAT IS 2:01 AM.
W H A T . T F. I S. W R O N G. W I T H. M E.
imma go play roblox until 12 now :3