Once Jeff reached the mansion, he walked inside to be tackled by a girl named Lazari.
Lazari was part demon and part human. She's the daughter of Zalgo. Except, she's not evil. Well, she's not Zalgo evil.
Her luscious pink hair was smooth to the touch as she tackled Jeff to the floor, and her demonic red eyes glistened with worry as she sat up on his chest.
Lazari was about... 12. She was a little taller than Sally (not as adorable as Sal, but she could pass as cute). Lazari had a HUGE crush on EJ, and wiuld literally scream her face off if any girl in the mansion were to try and get with him.
A few girls have tried, but Lazari's such a pest sometimes. She's honestly one of best drama queens in the entire country.
"Jeff! What'd he do to you?" she screeched in her cute, high pitched, girly tone.
"What? Nothing!" Jeff huffed, trying to shove her away.
Lazari wouldn't budge. "How many times has Slendy yelled at you for going out there?"
Jeff rolled over and Lazari wrapped her legs around his waist. She grabbed onto his shirt and clung onto him.
Jeff got on all fours (knees and hands) and almost laughed at Lazari as she hung from his torso, not even touching the floor anymore.
Jeff stood up, Lazari latched to him like a belly bag. "Can you get off me...?" Jeff asked her in irritation.
Lazari wriggled back and forth, trying to shake him. "Nuuu!" she squealed.
Jeff growled and headed for the kitchen. As he walked into the kitchen, EJ and Ben looked over at Jeff and Lazari.
Ben laughed. "Having fun?"
Jeff sighed. "Totally."
"HE WENT ON A DATE WITH MY DAD!" Lazari screamed at them, hugging Jeff tightly.
Jeff rolled his eyes. Masky, who was sitting on the counter beside Hoodie, threw his head back laughing. As he did this, he fell off the counter, causing everyone else to start laughing. Except Jeff.
"Dude," Masky cried with laughter. "... I didn't know you were gay!"
Jeff rolled his eyes. "Yeah, he's a great cook."
"Not better than me I hope." Slender mocked.
Jeff snickered and Masky finally got off the floor. "Get this kid off me before I crucify it."
"What, like Jesus?" Ben stated confused
Jeff nodded and pulled out a silver chain with a silver cross on it. The chain was sort of long, and the cross hung just below his collarbone.
"You're religious...?" EJ asked curiously
Jeff shrugged. "I'd never thought about it. I don't exactly believe in God, but without this cross here, I can feel very vulnerable."
"So, its a weakness?" Ben said softly.
Jeff shrugged and shook his head. "Not really. I feel vulnerable to the things I can't fight, like ghosts and shit. Not humans."
"... Or Jane." EJ added, making everyone laugh.
"I thought Jane was a human." Lazari furrowed her red brows in confusion.
Jeff groaned as he attempted to remove Lazari from him. "She is, we were just being–"
"Fuckwits?" Sally suggested, standing at the entrance of the kitchen
"Well, I was going to say idiots but..." Jeff turned around, realizing who said that. "Wait a minute... Sally! Watch your language!"
Sally screwed up her face and ran away crying. Lazari let go and hopped down to the floor. Jeff sighed with relief until Lazari suddenly punched Jeff right in the crutch. Jeff gaped and grunted, dropping to his knees in agony.
Masky fell back off the counter laughing again. Hoodie snickered some too, and Ben and EJ started laughing as well.
Jeff fell onto the floor, whimpering from where Lazari had hit him. "Don't you ever make Sally Bear cry one more again! Got it!" Lazari poked her tongue out at Jeff before running off after Sally.
EJ weakly scrambled over to Jeff and took off his mask. Black gooey tar like tears dripped slowly from his empty eye sockets.
He crawled over to Jeff and put a hand on his solid back. Jeff had rolled onto his stomach, holding his crutch.
"Dude!" EJ cried. "Are you alright?"
Jeff moaned in anguish. "F- F- F-"
"Fuck?" Ben laughed, falling off his stool. "Fuck me!"
Slender came back into the kitchen and gazed down at Jeff. "What happened...?"
"Jeff went Roman on Lazari's Jesus side and Jeffy Boo got punched in the balls!" Ben snickered
"Ben, language. Jeff take my hand."
Jeff tried reaching up but could take a hold of Slender's hand. Slender reached down and took his hand. Jeff sighed with relief, the pain was gone.
"That's better than panadol." Jeff murmured.
EJ rolled onto his back laughing and Masky did too. Hoodie continued to chuckle, while Ben simply kept snickered.
