March 9, 2018

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*TEXT MESSAGE*

Gerard: "Why'd you say those things last time?"

Bert: "Be more specific."

Gerard: "You know what... just fucking scroll up and read the last thing you said to me."

Bert: "It was a joke, Gerard."

Gerard: "Oh."

Bert: "Oh?"

Gerard: "Just. Oh."

Bert: "O-ki doki"

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*20 MINUTES LATER*

Bert: "Did you ever paint a pretty picture?"

Gerard: 

Bert: "You're lying

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Bert: "You're lying."

Gerard: "Excuse me?"

Bert: "You haven't done that in the last few days."

Gerard: "Yes I have."

Bert: "That's old, Gerard."

Gerard: "..."

Gerard: "How do you know when that's from?"

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