My Cousin's Girlfriend || Yandere! Itachi Uchiha [MODERN] [EDITING]

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I wake up like any other day and prepare for work. I work for Konoha's Police Department. The unit I work in go undercover and whatnots to solve crimes wherever we're needed. As I get dressed, I look down at my phone as it chimes. Grabbing my phone, I look at the screen to see a text from my boyfriend.

'Good morning, my lovely bestfriend/girlfriend/baby mama! 😘 we really need to change that. but anyways, I'm off today so don't worry about taking our little (s/n) to daycare. I'll watch him! I know you might not trust me with him but practice makes perfect! how do you think I'm able to make you arch your back so many times? Practice! 😊 and I need a favor. my apartment is flooded because I left the water running in the tub when I was enjoying my six hour ft call with my bestfriend/girlfriend/baby mama. 🙂 I need a place to stay until it's repaired and no one won't let me stay with them so I'm crashing for a few weeks! 🤪 thanks love you too baby 😘'

I sigh as I throw my phone on my bed. Just as I button my shirt, I hear a knock at the door. I open the door and scream as water hits my face. I open my eyes to see a grinning Shisui as he holds a bottle of water. If I didn't have to work, I would kill him right now.

"You should've seen the look on your face, baby! It's priceless."

"Do you want to be homeless for a few weeks? And quiet down. (s/n) hasn't woken yet."

"Sorry, sorry. So, what do I need to do?"

Shisui closes the door as he walks in my apartment. I take him to my room and show him (s/n) as I change shirts.

"Don't force him awake. He usually wakes up around noon so just make sure you be very quiet. He's teething too, so give him his toy whenever he starts screaming or tries biting things. I'm not going to be here to feed him, so if he starts to get hungry, I left a couple of bottles by the microwave. Don't heat them up or put them in the fridge. We do warm baths, so don't use too much water. Don't overflow my tub. Keep the TV at a moderate volume. Engage in activities with him. He crawls more now and has been trying to stand on his own, so make sure he can't pull on anything that can fall on him. Don't throw him in the air. Tried that once and it didn't end well for his insides or my face, He usually goes to bed around nine. If I don't come home by eleven, know that he wakes up at two in the morning for something to eat. Don't try buying baby powder or baby lotion for him. He has sensitive skin, so I have a certain brand that's in the bathroom closet. Oh! He loves sweets, especially doughnuts, but keep the amount you give him low. Don't give him small things or he'll swallow them, which is common knowledge for any child. If you have any questions, call me."

".....Why do we have a complicated son?"

"Because we had sex in a complicated position."

"It wasn't complicated. You just weren't fit."

I roll my eyes as I pull my shirt off and grab another out my closet. Shisui looks at (s/n)'s face as he pokes his cheek.

"He looks like me, don't you think? Big eyes. Soft, kempt hair. Same smile."

"What features of me do you see in him?"

"Nothing. Probably he has your personality. Smart, caring, sexy, honest, reliable, funny. Those kinds of things."

"Sexy is not apart of one's personality."

"Hell, must be for you."

I roll my eyes as Shisui squeezes my ass before kissing my cheek. I stare at Shisui as he hums as he leans against (s/n)'s crib. If we ever do get married, Shisui would be a much better father. He provides so much for (s/n), because he's not always here when he wants to be. Overcompensates for it by buying him things and giving me money for him. I only end up just using it for myself since(s/n) has everything. New crib, new clothes, new shoes, new toys, new playpen. Half of his clothes and shoes he doesn't even wear. If I go to work, Shisui might take him out shopping for new things. Then my apartment will be flooded with stuff. Then I'll have to move. I've been meaning to move to a new place anyways. I sigh as Shisui sits on the floor and watches (s/n). At least I'll know he's alert. I kiss Shisui's forehead before quietly walking out my room. As I stand at the front door and grab my keys, I quickly turn around to the sound of (s/n) crying.