My Cousin's Girlfriend || Yandere! Itachi Uchiha [MODERN] [EDITING]

5

I sigh. Stupid family dinners. I don't do these things! Everyone is in deep conversation except me. I only came because of Itachi. Weirdo. I hope he chokes on his lamb and die. How can Mikoto and Fugaku keep a.....thing like him?! I look towards Itachi to see him staring at me. He smiles seductively and licks his lips. Doesn't anyone see this?! I want to go home. 

As I sigh and avert my gaze, Shisui places his hand on my thigh. Shisui smiles at me before going back to talking with Madara and Obito. He saw! I'm saved.....for now. I eat my food and nearly choke when Shisui whispers something in my ear.

"Don't worry, baby. Daddy will make sure he pays for looking at you like that, and afterwards, I'll make sure you feel like a goddess tonight."

I look up at Shisui and blush. Does that mean Itachi is going to jail or something? Why don't I just file a restraining order against the creep. I can't decide! Shisui notices my confusion and kisses my forehead.

"If you want, we can go to court with this. What he did is a crime, (y/n). Itachi can get a maximum sentence of ten to fourteen years. Minimum of six months and a two thousand dollar fine depending on the severity of the crime."

"What if.....he threatened me, too?"

"That would be his death and I can get a death penalty or life without parole for first degree manslaughter. Then again, I can't really win a trial without evidence, baby."

I think as Shisui lays his head on my shoulder. I have the text messages of Itachi threatening me, but I don't have the security camera footage of the reference room. I bit on my thumbnail as I look up to see Itachi looking down at his phone. He excuses himself from the table and heads into the kitchen to make a call. As soon as he leaves, Madara sits beside me and talks in a low voice so Shisui and I are the only ones that hear him.

"I heard you guys talking. Come to the police department before anyone gets there. I'll be there and I can get the security camera footage of the reference room. I already saw it, and must I say, (y/n), you're wasting your fat, fine ass on Shisui when you could be wasting it on me.....literally."

"I'm going to jail for first degree manslaughter....."

"I'm kidding.....You have my number, (y/n). Send me a pic when you get out of the shower."

Madara kisses my cheek before going back to where he originally sat. Geezer lips, ew. I wipe my cheek and sigh. Itachi's going to jail! I'm so happy. I hug Shisui as he caresses my thigh. We really are in our own little world because we don't even notice Sasuke calling us almost every inappropriate thing, or Mikoto threatening him, or Itachi coming back, or Obito staring the life out of Shisui. Jealous, are we? I grin as I kiss Shisui on the lips and he blushes. So cute! Shisui smiles as he kisses my forehead and gives Obito the finger. This one means 'I was her refuge when you cheated. Suck on it.' I'm not making this up either. Shisui said every person had a different meaning.

Sasuke = 'I don't like you, so why are you still talking to my girlfriend?'

Sakura = 'Why are you so useless? I'm done with you.'

Itachi = 'I hope you choke on a dick, pervert.'

Me = 'It means nothing. I'm going to actually fuck you.'

Just to name a few.

I sigh as Shisui goes back to talking. I'm done eating. I want to go home. This dress is way too tight anyways. My ass is practically asking to be released from this mayhem. Damn Itachi. If I could, I would legit jump over this table and stab him. As I think of the things I could do to the freak, my phone rings. I get up from the table and head into the family room. I look at the caller's ID to see Karin's number.