I accidentally got chocolate syrup on my earbud, and I licked it.
Off.
The.
Earbud.
On an impulse.
I'm cringing and considering eating hand sanitizer right now.
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RandomThis is the archive of thoughts I've had that are so stupid that they need their own book. Have fun with my stupid ideas and all that good shit. (PLEASE forgive me for cursing.)
