Our landline's (yes our family has that) answering machine/voicemail is 10 year old me saying, " This is our residence. We are not here rn, so please leave a message. "
That last sentence is a total lie.
Whenever I hear our landline go to voicemail, I feel a little guilty inside because we're at home, eating brownies and ignoring your calls, as 10 year old me lies her way into getting you to hang up.
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Thoughts
RandomThis is the archive of thoughts I've had that are so stupid that they need their own book. Have fun with my stupid ideas and all that good shit. (PLEASE forgive me for cursing.)
