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There are only two reactions when people see my dog:

1)  Dude: GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BACK!

      Me: it don't bite.

      D: BITCH YES IT DO-

2) Dude2: OMG!!!!! SO BIG AND FLUFFY!! :D

     *pets my dog like they might die if they dont*

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