Perfect Man

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{Stephen's POV}

Ricky's gay?! That changes everything! I mean, I get that we're friends, but, like, I had no idea that he liked me?! Actually... Yeah, I did know. He showed all the signs. I saw it in his eyes the moment I met him. I can see it in his eyes every time he asks me to hang out for a bit at his place after work, every time he says I look dapper in a plaid flat cap, every time he says my accent's cute, every time I see him.

I do really like the guy. He's very sweet, and he's awesome to be around. He's always the life of the party when we go to them. He also makes bomb-ass cupcakes! Now that's one birthday I'll never forget.

Ok, ok, I'll spit it out. Yeah, I think Ricky's cute. I mean, look at him! He's got the squishiest little cheeks, he's real short, and he has the most attractive maroon hair EVER. Not to mention he's chubby! Who doesn't like a little bit of chub? I guess I better tell him.

Aww, he's holding onto me! His eyes are closed and everything... He's so cute. I didn't know he was this much of a hugger! And hugging him back only made him more happy! This man has achieved nirvana right here. I didn't know how for a while, but now I know.

You may be wondering if I'm comfortable in this relationship, and the simple answer is yes. I could never turn Ricky down, he's pretty much the perfect man for me! I wonder if we'll go on any dates on our little holiday... Maybe I can tell him then...

Tell him that I'm bisexual...

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