Undercooked
Chapter 6: "Oat" hs are made
Frisk was upstairs dry heaving in the toilet from Sans "shortcuts." She hasn't eaten much today except Sans amazing breakfast pancakes and a bite of hers. When Frisk finally regained her composure, she went downstairs to see Sans looking out from the kitchen. "Ahh, there you come here." He was gesturing to the table where a bowl of oatmeal sits. "Is this for me?" Frisk asked Sans. Sans sat in a chair nearby "Yeah it is for you. I didn't buy you that malt at Frosties so.... besides can't let my apprentice get sick." He pondered about that for a second "Sicker." "Sans Thank you for standing up for me to Frosty." He glanced away smiling "He is too cool for his good sometimes. Now eat before the oatmeal gets cold." Frisk smiles and gladly eats the oatmeal in front of her. Everything he makes was so delicious except for the first peanut butter sandwich. Sans interrupted her thoughts "You were wondering about the humans, right?" Frisk nod is clearing her throat. "Yes, Toriel said it had been a long time since a human came down." Sans nodded in agreement "It has been awhile but ever so often a human comes down and decides to stay." Frisk thought back to all the chefs that come down it makes sense that some would like it here. "I guess that makes sense" Frisk replied, "but what did Frosty mean about the oath." Sans hoped she didn't catch that part or better yet forget. 'Great now I need to explain more rules. How come it seems she brings me more trouble than help?' "Look you need to have an icon on you telling them basically that your my apprentice and I am your master chef or teacher. As your teacher, you have to follow all the rules I give you. There is a strict no dating policy between the teacher and student. I can't judge any of your items during your challenges. You can't "graduate" until you beat me. In which then I will no longer be your teacher. There are more rules but that is the gist."
Frisk couldn't believe what she was hearing. This is the oath. "How would you know if I broke the rules?" Frisk couldn't help but ask. "Heart-breaker are you telling me that you are going to break the rules before even taking the oath?" He chuckled. "The mark does a couple of things. First it allows monsters to know that I am your master, second, it will allow me to know where you are aka if you are at Frosties, this item allows me to find you". Frisk was super interested in that "Is that a monster ability?" Sans raised an eyebrow "No it is a monster app on the phone not everything is magic heart-breaker." Frisk continued eating not allowing him to see a little disappointment that crosses her face and allowed Sans to continue. "Anyways, the third by entering the rules into the app it will know if you are following the rules or not by the soul's reaction. Depending on the rule breaking it will either be a simple prick or it can be a burning sensation. Nothing to sever and I will receive a notice about it." Frisk was starting to understand "Okay Sans I want to take the oath." She finished her oatmeal not really paying attention and set it in the sink. He raised an eyebrow "Once you do this there is no going back." Frisk was taken aback 'How dangerous is it to be an apprentice?'
She was determined though "I will do it." As he shrugged he disappeared and within a couple came back with a bracelet on his jacket, there is now a pin that looks like a chibi chef sans head sticking his tongue out and chef hat. Grabbing Frisk's wrist, he puts the bracelet on it was a gold chain and the top it had crossbones and the same chibi sans mark. "Give me a second I need to re-register your bracelet." "Re-Register? You mean this used to be somebody else's?". He was messing with the cell phone entering info in there and didn't look up at her "Yep, you are not the first heart-breaker sorry." She wondered who wore the bracelet last? And how many people did Sans teach? "Sans how many students did you have?" He looked frustrated with the app. "Umm, I had a couple. Look it is asking a bunch of questions about you, and it is not letting me skip them. Will you fill it out yourself?" Tossing the phone to Frisk. She almost drops the phone before it hit the ground it started floating. Not even tempting to pick up the phone she met Sans violet purple eye. "Are you going to pick up the phone or just stare me heart-breaker?" She broke her gaze with him and picked up the phone. "I didn't know you can do that?" As she started answering questions in the form. "I just don't abuse them as others do." He then proceeds to use his powers to grab an apple from the middle of the table and began eating it. Frisk just rolled her eyes and continued to fill out the form "Hey it asks what kind of soul I had and did I blend it. What does that mean?" He choked on the apple a bit. 'Now do I need to explain how mating works too.... No no no remember she never dealt with monsters just be upfront and help reveal her soul'. Sans started to blush "Well our soul is kind of like how we are identified with." Frisk leaned in very interested in this. "So how do I know what kind of soul I have? Can I do it and how?" Sans sea blue blush deepened "Well there is a couple of ways. We used to battle way back when and that would reveal our souls, but we don't do that anymore. The second way is getting severely injured and dying. The third.... usually happens when you get intimate with a monster. I forgot new parents usually have their souls exposed to there child." Frisk started to understand why he was blushing about because she was starting to blush too. 'This is so awkward' thought Frisk. "Blending souls is a monster and human committing to stay together forever. The souls become one, and a part of them becomes each other. The human lives quite a bit longer and sometimes gets powers while the "monster" gets some of the human's humanity" "Wow... Have you ever blended with anyone Sans"
The sea blue blush was overwhelming at this point "No I haven't, and I wouldn't just go around asking people about that." Frisk shrugged "So how am I going to find out what soul I have?" Sans sighed and got up and came close to her. He stared right into her eyes, and she could feel heart racing a deep red crossed her face. Sans smirked and slowly took his finger across her collar of her shirt. "Boy it is getting late I better get to bed." Frisk tried to get up but got pushed down back into the chair. He came down and gently kissed her neck. She could feel a strange sensation happening to her. A red heart was on the edge of her skin. He backed up "There you go..." slight sea blue "Who knew you were that easy." He chuckled as she playfully swats at him. She began to look at her soul. It was the size of a grapefruit, and it shimmered. "Wow it is so beautiful Sans thank you. What does the red mean?" He was not expecting her to thank him especially after what he did. Not that he minds really he liked having this kind of control. "The red means determination." She nodded "How do I put my soul back." Frisks started poking the soul back into her chest and finally got it back in with a gasp.
"That is such a weird experience. Weirder than the time I got stuck upside down on a roller coaster for four hours" Sans looked at her strangely "What is a roller coaster?" Finally something Frisk knows, and he didn't "Oh my god it is the best thing in the world. Well, there are a couple of things around it, but it is a thrill. There is this machine that has a cart you sit in said cart and speeds you up a steep area, and then you go straight down, and you will turn and flip upside down, and it is so awesome." As she is describing it, she is making the motions of what it looked like to a very confused Sans who was slightly jealous of this experience. 'Nothing like that happens down here. I want to learn about the stars and be a scientist but.' "Once we get out of this hole I will personally take you on one." Frisk beamed at Sans. She grabbed the cell phone and quickly finished the profile. "There now what?" Handing the phone back to Sans. "Who clicked a couple of buttons on the cellphone "Now you are my apprentice." The bracelet made a little jingle and Sans came up and kissed my forehead my wrist started to sting "Ow what the fuck?" Frisk started to rub her wrist. "Just testing to see it worked." She didn't realize he took his pin off to do this slight test of his. He proceeded to put the pin on his chef's outfit and started typing on the phone. "What are you doing now?" Frisk asked, "Just entering a new rule: No swearing." "Can I still think about it?" He shrugged not sure so of course curiosity got the best of her. 'Shit' and a buzzing sensation went into her wrist it wasn't as bad as when Sans kissed her forehead but it still stung. "You thought of a naughty word didn't you? Heart-breaker you need to clean your act quick or you will have a grilled wrist soon." He said sarcastically. "I am off to bed and so should you tomorrow I will help you get new uniforms and maybe another cooking lesson." He yawned and disappeared. Frisk sighed and went to Paps bedroom. She was exhausted today was too much. Frisk jumped onto the bed fully clothed and went straight to sleep.
A/N: ^_^ I love to tease a little kisses like this. I think it is funny to see how Sans try to explain the birds and the bees. ^_~ I wonder how you guys think of Frosty. By the way Frisk will go an official opponent soon. Probably within two chapters. Paps will be showing up soon too. In a little bit I will also submit the application that Frisk filled out. ^_^ I think it is something that you guys will enjoy.
Okay Now for the usual I do not .... own Undertale... or any of the characters... I would love the money though. But the idea of Undercooked did come out of my weird head and the personalities of these characters.
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Undercooked
FanfictionOnce upon a time monsters were and still are the best chefs so they would bring food down to everyone below but due to a fly incident and hurt feelings that cease to be. Join Frisk as she accidentally stumbles into a romantic comedy where cooking wi...