My Sane Book of Insanity

Bedtime is Story Time

Why are ideas about anything better when I'm about to go to bed?

Brain: "Hey, Sammi... Are you awake?"

Me: "I won't be soon. Why?"

Brain: "I just totally got this great story idea about-"

Me: *Gets up, turns on light, grabs paper and pencil, and sits in the corner with a blanket over my head looking like a Sith Lord.* "Continue."

There is probably a good chance I'm going to stop midway through the first sentence.

It happens a lot.

I need help.😢😂