7/24/18
I got bored a little while back and wrote these while talking to my mom. Sometimes I wonder if my inspiration for Keegan was my mother.
1
"I'm telling you! I'm not drunk!" Keegan's words slur as he speaks. He takes another shot as we chuckle.
"Well, I would like to beg to differ," Micheal says taking the shot glass from his twin. He hands it to Johnathan behind the counter, who looks at Keegan with a small grin.
"Your brother is really something," he says meeting the blue eyes of the sober twin.
"Oh, he's something alright. A real pain in my ass," Michael replied looking over at his brother, who was playing with the drink menu.
2
"I have my ducks in a row. Do you, Keegan?" Micheal asked looking out the window of the apartment.
"Hell no! Those duckers (I must censor my own writing) are scattered everywhere!" Keegan yelled hopping up off the couch. "There's one there and there and there, and I don't know what this little asshole is doing." Keegan continues pointing in random directions.
Well, I hope you like Keegan and Michael.
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