Bare your Caines (Jacob x reader)

Drunk

Your Pov
"Why does it feel like I've gotten drunk, walked into a wall and cracked my head open" I groan, grabbing my head only to find bandages. "Wait did I seriously get drunk an knock myself out!" I suddenly screech throwing myself forward. "You might as well have given your drunken compliments towards the wolf boy" I hear someone snicker. "What?" I groan turning toward a smirking Emmett. "Drunken. Compliments." He slowly stats, his smirk growing wider. 

"Kill me please" I groan, once my cousin retells the story of my dignities demise. "And then you went on to tell Edward he had pretty eyes too, so he wouldn't feel left out" He snickers. "You think you can sneak me out" I groan, burying my face into my hand. "Wolfy would notice the second you left" He smirks, hoisting me to my feet. "Come one, you drunken bad ass" He snickers. "Some rum would be appreciated" I groan. "You mean this" He smirks pulling a bottle from behind his back. "I banged my head and passed out and you offer me booze....." I state. "And?" He chuckles, taking a swig before passing the bottle. "this is why we're cousins" I chuckle taking an unhealthy mouthful of rum. The pleasant burn trailing down my throat. "Wanna just sit here and get pissed?" I hum, plopping back onto Edward's daybed thingy. "Anyone asks it was your idea" He states taking a seat. "Deal" I toast him before taking another mouthful. "The places i'd take you if you were legal. Prime Whisky" He hums taking the bottle from me. "Give it time Emmett, I'll be legal in no time. You can shout me drinks all the time" I snicker, feeling a bit more confident and carefree. "Don't tell me your tipsy already" He snickers, as I lay out on the floor. "Nah" I giggle, army crawling towards edward's stereo. "Edwardooooo" I sing in my head, "Please tell Bells to come to your room, I suppose your welcome to enter your room to" I snicker.

"What are you planning trouble?" Emmett chuckles, happily drinking from the rum. "A fav party" I giggle, hooking my phone up to the stereo. "Any requests? No?" I state, not giving him anytime to respond before hitting shuffle. 

"You didn't" Edwardo groans on his arrival. "How was I suppose to know she was a light weight" Emmett shrugs. "She's just had a head injury" Edwardo grumbles taking a seat beside him. "At least I'm supervising" Emmett chuckles, passing Edwardo the bottle only for him to push it back.

"Bells!" I giggling, grabbing her arms. "Come dance" I grin, sliding my hands to grab hers. "What have you done to cause this suffering" I hear Bella seethe towards Emmett. "Won't you dance with me" I pout. "I think you should sit down" She sighs. "Fine i'll dance by myself" I huff releasing her and closing my eyes. 

Third Pov

"How haven't your parents or anyone else heard this" Bella sighs, watching her friend drunkenly swing her hips to the music. "Soundproofing" Emmett causally answers. "Wouldn't want to hear anyone doing the dirty" He smirks, offering her the bottle. "No more Rum, Emmett" Edward, sighs taking away the bottle. "I hope you realize it's a matter of time before someone comes to check on her" Edward states, pinching the bridge of his nose. "And?" Emmett chuckles watching his younger cousin giggle as she dances around. "She's be freaking out and all depresso cat like. She seems pretty happy right now" He chuckles, standing from his seat. "Face it, you feel better now that she's giggling like an idiot" he addresses the pair. "So you can either kill her mood or suck it up and dance with this idiot. Unless your chicken" Emmett smirks, moving to dance with his cousin. "Emmett" (F/n) giggles grabbing his hands to spin him around.

"This isn't going to end well"Edward groans, before offering his hand to Bella. "Can't beat 'em join 'em" He chuckles.