Bare your Caines (Jacob x reader)

Busted?

Your Pov

Sometimes you need random shit like this.

"Well shit" Edwardo suddenly freezes. "Whats up chum?" I hiccup. "Alice had a vision. We need to sober (f/n) up right now" Edward groans, picking me up. "Oi whats the big idea!" I seethe, as he carries me to the bathroom connected to his room. "Wolf boy is about to come up and if you remain trashed he's going to flip his shit, so Bella is going to go have a bath with you" He states setting me down before pushing Bella into the room with me. "Sober up you drunkard" Emmett snickers.

"Has he got any bubbles?" I hum scratching my non-existent beard as I climb out of the tub. "I don't think he meant to literally have a bath" Bella snickers. "Hush bells, I snooping" I mumble opening random draws and cabinets. "Besides why would Edward have bubble-" "BINGO!" I holler cutting her off as I produce a bottle of purple liquid from the cupboard. "Now we put in the plug and turn on the taps" I hiccup, listing off the shit I was doing. "And just a little bit" I hum tipped the bottle upside down and gave it a squeeze. "Oh ship" I pout as the lid pops off and the whole contents of the bottle emptied into the bath. "(F/N)? what are you doing in there?" Edwardo questions. Shooting Bells a wide eyed look, which she returned, i waddled over to the door and quickly locked it. "Taking a bath dear cousin" I hum, turning around only to freeze. 

"Bells. Turn the taps up more"I gasp watching the growing mountain of bubbles flooding out of the bath tub. "You mean turn in off?" She questions moving towards the tub. "NO!" I shriek tackling her into the bubbles. "I've always wanted a bubble room" I pout. "Edward will kill us" She calmly states, squishing my face in her hand. "It's okay, we'll blame Emmett. He gave the booze" I smirk, retreating into the bubbles to hide. "Lets play hide n seek" I giggle.