Double The Trouble (Ouran high school host club Fan-fiction)ON HOLD FOR A MONTH

Life just got a whole lot worse...

Aki's POV:

We walked into the classroom the next morning, early as usual. As Aoi and I set our things out, two identical faces pushed their way into our view.

"Hello," the other pair of twins drawled. "Our possible fiancées." they added in a lower voice. Oh no... I thought helplessly as the two red heads grinned at us.

"How did you know?" I snapped. Thankfully the classroom was empty except for Haruhi. I felt a sudden chill creep up my spine. I don't like it.

"How did we know?" the twin on the left said. "Our mothers been planning this for quite a while now." the other said. "Though we only found out yesterday too." they finished together.

"Well, I'm not agreeing!" I said, careful not to let my mask break. "Who said we said yes?" Aoi added, her own face as lazy and uncaring as usual.

"Oh really? But your mother seemed eager." they said, I'm getting really pissed off here... "She even wanted you to try go out with us."

That. was. IT!

I jumped out of my seat, pushed over one Hitachiin twin's chair and pushed a table onto another. Then with one swift movement I swept up my books and with two books in each hand, was about to throw it at their stupid, arrogant, selfish, annoying and... handsome faces. WHAT did I just think?!

Still shocked at the sudden thought that entered my mind, I felt Aoi's gentle hand close around my wrist. "Sis, calm down will ya?" she stroked my back softly as if I was a cat, and it always worked to clam me down. Only done by Aoi though.

I placed the book back on my desk and sank back onto the chair. The two red heads were still getting out of the tangle of tables and chairs while throwing surprised glances my way. I growled and replaced my emotions with the usual lazy uncaring mask, just a moment before girls in the yellow marshmallow dresses poured into the room.

During class the twins kept on passing us paper notes which I all scrunched up and threw in the bin. They're getting on my nerves, so annoying!

I packed my things and walked out of the room with Aoi to the next class. In the hall way girls and boys were sprinkled around the place, chatting and giggling. As Aoi and I passed, quite a few girls sneaked looks at us, some giggled and blushed.

"It's in our fate to be seen as boys." Aoi muttered. "I take that as a good thing." I replied gruffly, still suffering the after affect of being annoyed for the entire class time by the two red heads.

TIME SKIP~

Of course we have to go to the host club. How can I ever forget that?

Hikaru and Kaoru has been annoying us for the whole day. And now we have the host club. Great. Just great. Please note the sarcasm. I sighed as girls squealed and rushed into the room as the delicate rose petals whirled and fell around them.

Today I'm even more ill mannered than usual, but the girls won't notice, they're to busy blushing at our 'brotherly love'.

There's four or five girls sitting around me and Aoi, to be honest, I didn't think we'd have so many customers. "Why don't you two wear the school uniforms?" A tall willowy girl with waist long blonde hair that's braided into a golden crown leaned forward and asked. "I'm sure you would look great in them."

"They're boring." I said curtly. "We have our own style." Aoi said. "Besides, we don't like to be restricted." we said together, I gesture at my feet, which is placed on the low tea table, and Aoi's which one was draped over the side of the plush chair.

"They're so rebellious!" the tall girl whispered to another girl dreamily. "That's what makes them so fantastic!" the other girl whispered back.

"Meh." I sighed. I wish I didn't rush into the kitchen, or we won't be here doing hosting with the host club! I just like cooking! Anything wrong with that?! But mother said it's not 'formal' for us, the 'young mistresses', to be cooking for the household. Fuck, I don't give a shit for that crap! But one day both of us, me and Aoi, will take on her fashion company, and she wants us to be as 'fashionable' as possible. Ugh... I'm fine with that, but if I can choose, I would become a music teacher or cook. And Aoi, she would become an artist or writer. But...

"Aki? Earth to Aki! Are you with me little brother?" Aoi was waving her hand in front of me, dammit, I spaced out again.

The girls looked at me with curious or concerned looks, and Aoi's face was barely centimetres from mine. Instantly, for the act, I blushed and jerked back. "I-I uh... I'm, um... Aoi what was your face doing there?!"

She laughed and moved back, "You're so cute when you blush little brother."

I became redder. "Aoi! I told you not to say things like-" I abruptly stopped as Aoi placed a gentle finger on my lips. "I can't recall you protesting when we played our game at home," she smirked "you seemed eager for my compliments, and compa-" I pushed her back and my face became a tomato. "Aoi, no, no, no. You're embarrassing me in front of everyone!" She sighed. "If you say so."

Finally hosting came to an end, but the host club king insisted on a meeting. Meh! Seriously!

"You two are making good progress!" Tamaki announced, bouncing up and down. "but we need to give you two a type!"

"A type?" Aoi cocked her head. "Oh, a type!" I said, planning on a small revenge on the idiot that made us join his club. "Yes, a type! You know what types we have already?" He asked.

"Of course," I grinned and glanced at Aoi, she grinned back and we spoke in unison. "The cool type," we pointed at Kyoya. "the boy Lolita," we pointed at Honey. "the wild type." Mori. "the mischievous type," Hikaru and Kaoru. "the natural type," Haruhi. "and," we turned to Tamaki as he made a flattered gesture, probably expecting the 'princely' type, but he's in for a surprise. "and, the exaggerating idiot type!" we said. Tamaki crawled to his emo corner and muttered something like "My daughters are being influenced by those devil twins!"

"Oh, so now we're your daughters. Of course, daddy." I said sarcastically, rolling my eyes at him.

"She called me daddy!!" Instantly Tamaki jumped up from his emo corner and crushed me in a huge huge while spinning around in circles. "Put...me......down!" I said with some difficulty. When Tamaki didn't do so, Aoi smacked his head with a flower vase. He whimpered and put me down, then turned to Aoi and cried out. "Why'd you do that?" he said.

"You harassed my sister." She said and draped a arm over my shoulder. "Yeah." I nodded and put a hand on her shoulder, another on my hip.

With that, Tamaki turned back to his emo corner and started muttering again.

Not long after, he jumped up again. "We strayed from the point of this meeting! You two still need a type!"

"Ugh..." we sighed together.

"Hm..." Tamaki rubbed his chin thoughtfully.

"You two can be the rebellious type!"

Great.