"Aquariums is pretty banger" jermy say. Rich wiggle his brows, air thrustinh .
"Lik mi?" He asked. Jermy laffed at his broski.
"Wanna check out the touch tank?" Jermy asked.
"Nah its fur babys" rich replied, floating away.
Jermy went alaone
No one else wus there.
In the touch tank wer sea cucumbers (the squirty dicks of the sea) and crebs.
And a merboi. Oh shet thats intresteng.
Jermy looked at the attractive merboi. He was hoawt.
"Shit, u cute" the merboi spoke in his human lik mer language. It was english.
Jermy smiled and walked up to him.
"Ur pretty foine urself. Wanna frick frack?"
The boy wiggled his brows.
"Its called a touch tank aint it sugar tits?"
They made weird fishy love all night. I will spare you the details.
After ther odd fornication jermy was blsuhy. One question remained.
"So how the fuck do you pee?"
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Boyf Riends One Shots
FanfictionThis is a Michael x Jeremy one-shot book, and I'll take requests. They will usually be short but not too short. Some mentions of death will occur
