1. Jump out at people with a mask and costume on when they are already doing something illegal/wrong.
2. Drip water on the back of their neck (as long as they don't know they are there).
3. Jump out at them (obviously).
4. Lean over someone half asleep with a extremely wide, fake smile with raised eyebrows and say, "Yes, whatcha woulda want?"
5. Stand on the other side of someone's bed right before they turn over. (They won't see you cause they're facing the other way, and then when they turn back around they scream... I know from personal experience.... One moment my sister was on her bed peacefully, next I look over she's right next to my bed creepily whispering my name).
Comment some more that you know from personal experience.
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People Are Stupid
MizahAre you dying for people to realize how utterly stupid they are? Do you want to read things that reflect exactly what your life feels like? Then read this. You won't regret it. It's a random, thoughtful, and stupid assortment of stupidity.
