Midnight Calls

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 March 4, 2014

12:00 a.m. 

She calls.

Her: I'm sorry about last time.

Him: Don't worry. I'm a big boy, I can handle it.

Her: Really Luke, I shouldn't have taken out my frustration on you. Im sorry.

Him: Wh-

Her: But no. I'm still not going to tell you why.

Him: Pretty please, for big boy Luke.

Her: That honestly sounded like a five year olds plea for chocolate or something.

Him: I'm internally five didn't you know?

Her: I guess I'm forgiven for acting so rude?

Him: I was never mad.

Her: How are you so freaking nice?

Him: Internally I build up niceness just like how I work out.

Her: You never work out.

Him: True, these bad boys come naturally.

Her: ...

Him: I stupidly flexed my arms assuming that you could see them.

Her: You're an idiot.

Him: So I've been told mulitple times by you specifically.

Her: I only speak the truth.

Him: Do you enjoy verbally abusing my ego?

Her: It's actually quite entertaining.

Him: Anyway, what do you like doing on your free time?

Her: Um why?

Him: I'm trying to get to know you obviously.

Her: Oh, well... I like to sing I guess.

Him: Really? Are you any good.

Her: I sound like a screeching cat.

Him: That's not even posssible. You're voice is so nice to listen to already.

Her: ...

Him: ... Wait. Ignore what I just said.

Her: Should I be creeped out?

Him: Probably. But I still think you're most likely amazing. You should sing for me!

Her: Uh no. I've never sung in front of anyone before.

Him: But it wouldn't be infront of anyone, it would be over the phone.

Her: No.

Him: Mysty please!

Her: No.

Him: Please!

Her: No.

Him: My-

Her: No.

Him: Fine.

Her: Good. So what do you like to do?

Him: I bake.

Her: So manly.

Him: I'm actually proud of it. So go ahead and laugh it up.

Her: I actualy think it's kind of cute.

Him: Well I could make you something.

Her: That's impossible, you don't even know who I am.

Him: Trust me, I'll get it to you.

Her: Good luck with that, superman.

Him: I don't need luck, I'm just great like that. What else do you do?

Her: Nothing.

Him: There has to be something.

Her: I work at an animal shelter.

Him: That's cool, you're an animal kind of person.

Her: I work well with them if that's what you mean. I just find them adorable.

Him: I find kids adorable, that's why I assist a little classroom in need of help every summer.

Her: Aren't you just a little saint.

Him: I'm an idiot and a saint apparently.

Her: I should go, It's getting late. Oh and your more of an idiot.

She hangs up. 

Dedicated to MelPizzaPenguin for all her dedicated sweet supporting comments.