Midnight Calls

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March 10, 2014 

12:00 a.m. 

She calls. 

Her: Told you that Jane liked you.

Him: Shut up.

Her: Just saying.

Him: You were right. Happy? You are queen.

Her: Bow down.

Him: Gladly your majesty.

Her: I quite like this status I have acquired.

Him: Mysty, you're always a joy.

Her: Obviously.

Him: I know [laughs]  But really she just blurted it out.

Her: While you were comforting her.

Him: How'd you know? And it was so awkward...

Her: Hey don't be mean! It took her a lot of courage tell you.

Him: I guess.

Her: It's hard to tell the person you like your feelings.

Him: I would know.

Her: Wait I thought you didn't like anyone?

Him: Oh I don't.

Her: Ok... anyways, what are you going to tell her?

Him: I have to tell her something?

Her: [groan] Luke! Are you being serious?!

Him: I was just going to ignore her and hope it went away...

Her: That's freaking cruel!

Him: How?

Her: Stupid.

Him: How?!

Her: Just tell her you like her back!

Him: But I don't!

Her: Then tell her you don't!

Him: But then that's cruel!

Her: No! What's cruel is letting her wonder, giving her false hopes, not letting her move on. I would know...

Him: Oh.

Her: You're speecehless.

Him: That I am.

Her: That would be such a jerk move coming from such a nice guy.

Him: Aw you think I'm nice. I'm flattered.

Her: And don't forget cocky.

Him: Mysty, you never let me forget it.

Her: True. But of course I think you're nice. I see you at least once a day help someone.

Him: Stalker.

Her: Hey!

Him: Just kidding. But it honestly feels like you know so much about my school life while I know nothing of yours.

Her: Because that's actually how it is. I actually see you do things and I also hear rumors. A lot of people talk about you, you know?

Him: I know from you.

Her: Point is, you're a nice guy who's horrible at relationships.

Him: No I'm not!

Her: Breaking up with a girl on voicemail?

Him: Not my proudest moment. But I was a freshman, cut me some slack!

Her: Accidentally saying yes to two girls on the same day and then taking both of them together to a restaurant?

Him: I see what you mean.

Her: Well I am queen.

Him: My midnight queen.

Her: My midnight king.

Him: I'm flattered. 

Her: [laughs] I should go. 

Him: Hold o-

Her: Byeeee.

Him: Wa-

She hangs up.

Dedicated to KeegaTheHuman because I thoroughly enjoy her enthusiasm and craziness shown in her sweet comments <3