Insomnia

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Virgil POV

Once again, no sleep. I guess that's to be expected of the literal embodiment of anxiety. Worrying all night about things, slowly leading into developing insomnia. Just fucking great.

"I'm hungry," I said as I walked out of my room and to the kitchen. Might as well have breakfast, after all I'm the only one up at 4 in the morning.

Once in the kitchen, I fix myself a bowl of cereal. As I munch on my cereal, I hear footsteps approaching. I look up to see the douchebag prince.

"What do you want princy," I asked in a mean tone. I'm not really mean, honest, just super tired.

"Shut it emo nightmare, I'm just getting some water," Princy said with angered laced in this voice.

"Okay then, bastard." I continued eating my cereal, before getting water being spilt on my head.

I stood up quickly, knocking the glass out of Princeys hand, causing it to smash against the floor.

"What the fuck was that for!?"

"Don't call a bastard, you freak!" Princy yelled, with a pissed off look on his face.

"That doesn't give you the right to spill water on me!"

"I should always have the right to do as I please, unlike heathens like yourself!"

"What's going on in here?" A sleepy voiced asked, yawning. "Why is there glass on the floor?" Another voice sounding, Logan appearing next to Patton.

I look over to see Patton in his cat onesie, and Logan in dark blue PJs. Before I could even explain, prince dickhead starts talking.

"I was in here getting a glass of water, before this jerk came in." He points at me, pretending to cry. "He smacked the glass out of my hands, a-and tried t-o beat me up."

WHAT?!

Roman hugs Patton, crying into his shoulder.

"That's not true, he's lying, you son of a b-"

"Enough, Virgil," Logan said in a semi calm voice. That can't be good.

"Clean up this mess, Then BOTH of you, go back to your rooms." Patton said, with a Stern tone in his voice.

Roman looks at Patton shocked, "why am I getting punished?! He's the one being mean and aggressive!"

"STOP!" Patton yelled. Man, he never yells and he looked pissed. "ROOMS NOW!"

Roman looks at his feet, and started walking to him room. I chuckled, earning a glare from the prince.

Patton looks at me, giving me the, 'don't you test me,' look. So not to get yelled at next, I cleaned the glass and headed back to my room in silence.

Fucking Princy! Getting me in trouble, when I've done nothing wrong.

Watch out Princy, karma's gonna come collect your debt

*3 hours later*

Patton POV

I was making my famous Patton cakes for breakfast, with some special in them today. Chocolate chunks. The others are gonna love them.

As I was stacking them on a platter tray, I hear a yawn behind me. I turn around to see Logan, all dressed and ready for the day. Yet, he looked a little drained.

"Good morning Logan!" I hollared, nearly scaring the logic trait.

"Oh. Good morning Patton," he yawns again, "what are you making this time?"

"Patton cakes!!"

"We usually have that."

"But today's are special, I added a secret ingredient."

Logan looks at me, sitting down in his usual spot. "Please tell me you didn't add pasta in it."

"No. Not this time." I quickly responded, "chocolate chunks!"

"I HEARD CHOCOLATE!!"

Roman run in, dressed in his PJs still. He sniffed," those smell soooo good!!"

I smile, setting the cakes on the table. Roman grabs 5 of them, Logan grabs 2 and I grab 3.

After a few moments, my dark strange son, Virgil walks in. Wearing his usual hoodie and his headphones, he sits and grabs 3 Patton cakes.

"Wow, do you really need to eat all that?," Roman asked shoving another piece into his mouth.

Virgil glared, "you're the one to talk. You eat like a hog."

Roman points his fork at Virgil, and on instinct, I smack it out of Romans hand.

"None of that you hear," I said and went back to eating.

Everyone was silent for the rest of breakfast.

Roman POV

After what happened at breakfast, Logan told me and Virgil to stay in our rooms til farther notice.

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!

So here I am, sitting on my bed staring at the wall. I would watch one of my many Disney movies, but Patton and Logan took my movies as punishment.

"This sucks!"

I lay down on the bed, groaning from boredom and anger.

Well at least Virgil got his headphones taken away too.

I laugh at the thought of that, besides it's just music. What could go wrong?

Logan POV

Now that the two were in their rooms, Patton and I need to figure out a way to get the two opposites to be friends.

"Oh I got it!" Patton yelled, "how about we have them wear a 'get along' sweater."

I sigh, "I don't think that will work either, and one might suffocate the other with the knitted material. Or strangle each other with the sleeves."

"Let's keep thinking then" Patton puts his chin in his hands, thinking.

*Sigh* I think, at this rate, we have zero ideas that will wor-

"AAAAAAAAAAAA"

A scream/squeal made me jump out of my seat, and crash on to the floor.

"Patton what the f-"

"First off language! And second, I got the perfect idea!"

I look at him, questioning both his mind and his sanity.

He whispers the plan in my ear, I was taking back a bit.

This plan might work.