Little Gilbert

Ewwwwwww

Jenna: Do I look adult? As in respectfully parental?

Elena: Depends on where you're going.

Jenna: Jeremy's parent-teacher conference. Then got to talk with Lucy, Bellas tutor something about Bella setting something on fire. Hair up or down?

[Jenna puts her hair up.]

Elena: Sexy stewardess.
[Jenna lets it down.]

Elena: Boozy housewife.

Jenna: Up it is. You're feisty
today.

Elena: I feel good, which is rare. So I've decided to go with it. Fly free, walk on the sunshine, and all that stuff. Where is Jeremy and Bella?

Jenna: He left early. Something about getting to wood shop early to finish a birdhouse. And Bella is still in bed.
[She pauses.]

Jenna: There is no wood shop, is there?

Elena: No.

Jenna: Yeah.

===grill===

Bonnie: Well, I was talking to Grams, and she said the comet is a sign of impending doom. The last time it passed over Mystic Falls, there was lots of death. So much blood and carnage, it created a bed of paranormal activity.

Caroline: Yeah, and then you poured Grams another shot and she told you about the aliens. So then what

Elena: So then nothing.

Caroline: You and Stefan talked all night? There was no sloppy first kiss or touchy feely of any kind?

Elena: Nope. We didn't go there.

Caroline: Not even a handshake? I mean, Elena, we are your friends. Ok? You are supposed to share the smut.

Elena: We just talked for hours.

Caroline: OK, what is with the blockage? Just jump his bones already! Ok, it's easy. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, sex!

Bonnies: Caroline Bella is here.

They all look at her. Bella trying to eat her chicken nuggets but to hot.

Elena: Profound.

[Elena gets up.]

Bonnie: Where are you going?

Elena: Caroline's right. It is easy. If I sit here long enough, I'll end up talking myself out of it instead of doing what I started the day saying what I was going to do.

Elena takes Bella while Bella whine's about her chicken nuggets as they walk to the car.

[Elena and Bella stood outside and goes to the front door and knocks, it opens and she enters with Bella.]

Elena: Stefan? Stefan?

[A crow flies into the house. Elena turns around and Damon is standing there.]

Elena: I...I'm sorry for barging in. The door was...open.

Damon: You must be Elena. I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.

Elena: He didn't tell me he had a brother.

Damon: Well, Stefan's not one to brag. Please, come. I'm sure Stefan will be along any second. Oh who's this. Such a cute girl.

Elena: oh this is Bella my little sister. Wow. This is your living room?

Damon: Living room, parlor, Sotheby's auction. It's a little kitschy for my taste. I see why my brother's so smitten. It's about time. For a while there, I never thought he'd get over the last one. Nearly destroyed him.