Little Gilbert

Scum ball. Scum Bucket

Logan (on TV): To repeat, the animal terrorizing Mystic Falls has been caught.

Jenna: Scum ball. Scum bucket.

Bella giggle while playing with Tablet playing Pac-Man.

Elena: Who are you talking to?

Jenna: Him.

Elena: The news guy?

Jenna: Also known as Logan "Scum" Fell. Did your mom ever tell you why I moved away from Mystic Falls?

Elena: Oh, no way. You and him? He's cute.

Bella: no Elena boys have cootie, and not cute at all.

Jenna: He is not cute. Bellas right, There's nothing cute about him. What are you doing with that?

Elena: I went yesterday and got it from the safe deposit box. Mom had told Mrs. Lockwood she would loan it to the founder's council for their heritage display.

Jenna: Is that grandma Beth's wedding ring?

Elena: Originally it was great-great-grandma Mary's wedding ring.

Jeremy: How much do you think this stuff is worth? You know, like on eBay?

Elena: You're not gonna find out.

Jeremy: That stuff is mom and dad's. You can't just give it away.

Elena: I'm not giving it away. It's called a loan, Jeremy.

Bella: What's a loan?

[In Elena's bedroom.]

Bonnie: Delicate flower vs. naughty vixen.

Elena: Tough call.

Bella:mix them.

Bonnie: Look at you two, getting all pretty for your date. You seem happy-ish.

Elena: I am...ish. Tonight's going to be a good night. But don't let that stop you from telling me whatever it is you wanted to tell me as soon as you walked in the door.

Bonnie: What if I tell you in the morning? I don't want to ruin the night.

Elena: Bonnie, out with it.

Bonnie: Okay, but it has to go in the vault, because Caroline will kill me if it gets back to Damon that she squealed. Apparently Stefan has a very interesting back story.

Elena: Uh-huh.

Bonnie: Do you know what happened with his ex-girlfriend Katherine?

Elena: I know that they both dated her and that's why they have issues.

Bonnie: Yeah, they both dated her, only she chose Damon. And that drove Stefan mad, so he did horrible things to try and break them up. He manipulated Katherine. He filled her head with all these lies until finally it worked, and she turned against Damon.

Elena: That sounds like one person's side of the story, meaning Damon's.

Bonnie: I just wanted you to know.

Elena: Anyway, his past relationships are none of my business.

Bonnie: Unless he's a calculating, manipulative liar. That is your business.

Bella: yeah, if he is a clown I'll have nightmares for-ev-er!

Elena: Stefan is none of those things.

Bonnie: Yeah? How do you know?

Bella:yeahhhhhh? How do you elena. See, listen to bonnie she knows all!