Rant

The God Awful Kids in Lord of the Flies

SPOILERS 

Now the book "Lord of the Flies" was interesting and I quite enjoyed the story, but you know what would have been better. If there wasn't any asshole preteens trying to take control of the island and leaving the weak ones to fend for themselves.  

The worst of these adolescence was Ralph. You remember Ralph right?  The red headed piece of garbage that let Piggy die. How this motherfucker got to rule half of the island makes absolutely no sense. I get that he was the oldest and the other juvenile delinquents loved him, but for some reason the only smart people here are Jack and Simon who found him distasteful. 

Speaking of Jack, how did this guy think he could rule. Yeah he was the only one who seemed to have a sense of sanity, you know until the end, but his popularity was at best par for the course and the only person who really liked him was Piggy. The only reason Piggy liked him was because he didn't treat him as an animal like Ralph did, but he also wasn't really nice to him.

Also there's a part in the story where this fucking kid just walks off and no one finds him again, like did anyone look for him? It seems like they were all too into themselves and ruling over everyone, that no one gave a shit about this kid? WHERE IS HE? WTF HAPPENED? IS HE DEAD?  That's all I want answered for fuck sake.  

Now to my favorite person, Simon. Simon is the only mother fucker that I could deal with (other then the beloved Piggy, rest in peace piglet), but they had to make him go crazy. It was some Pocahontas shit that he went through, like man you were only there for two months, chill with all this nature shit and stick to the fact that EVERYONE IS AN ASSHOLE IN THIS STORY AND YOU NEED TO HELP THEM! Please and thank you Simon.

Now in the end of the book Simon went off somewhere in nature and shit and I don't remember if we ever see him again. Ralph sent his groupies to hunt down Jack, cause guess what, Ralph doesn't have the balls to admit when he's wrong and shouldn't be the damn person in charge (Talk about a superiority complex). At this point in the book I'm already pissed because a boulder fucking fell from the sky out of legit nowhere and KILLED Piggy, like do you have to kill the only nice guy on the island. He did nothing but bring a joyful presence and he become everyone's punching bag because he was fat. Give him a break and stop being a bunch of punks. Back to hunting, they're hunting him down with spears and shit so this genius decides to hide, yeah not gonna get found at all. What do you know, someone finds him, big shocker. Of course Jack doesn't die cause no one kills off a main character, but that kid and Piggy are fine choices, fuck you. 

I think the best part of this book is when that guy finds the boys and he looks at them like they're all insane because they fucking are. I like how he treats them like they're kids because they seriously are, the oldest is twelve, and they all just start balling their eyes out. You guys don't deserve to cry after how you treated half of your campers, like honestly grow the fuck up, especially you Ralph, and deal with the fact that you're all inconsiderate assholes. 

That is all, thank you and fuck that book. 

-Sam 💖