DemonSlayerShadow666
JessicaCiane
_Syph_
I know these three are British so they'll know what these are but you lot might know too! And Shadow, You only have yourself to blame for this monstrosity.
And finally, I am so sorry.
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Asda X Morrisons (this is gonna be Yaoi so if you don't like that stuff then skip this or don't read it)
It was a normal day, Asda-Kun was working in a shop at the till. He was enjoying himself, talking to the costumers and occasionally talking to Lidl-Chan, his best friend. Lidl-Chan was talking all about Tokyo Ghoul and Touken and some other ships from different anime. She was also a fujoshi and basically loved Yaoi and Yuri ships but also liked the straight ships as well. They were having a pleasant talk, until the two was called by one of the other staff for a talk.
They walked to the toy section of the store (since barely anyone goes there) and they see a blonde man standing there nervously, fidgeting.
"This is Morrisons-Kun. He's new and I want you two to talk him through the basics." He said. "Can I trust you two?"
Lidl-Chan nodded and was bursting with energy but that was how she normally was. Asda-Kun was just staring at the man, not that he noticed it. I mean, he was gayer than a double rainbow but only Lidl-Chan knew that.
"ASDA-KUN!" Lidl-Chan shouted, shaking him by the shoulders
"Huh. Oh. Umm, yeah!" He replied, looking at the staff member, holding a thumbs up. He also forced a smile.
"Okay. I leave you under the responsibility of Asda-Kun and Lidl-Chan." He said to Morrisons-Kun, and then left. He smirked at Asda-Kun and he went a slight red. He figured that he saw him staring at Morrisons-Kun.
"Before we show you the basics, I need to talk to my friend, Asda-Kun. Alright!" Lidl-Chan said, happily
He nodded shyly and Lidl-Chan grabbed Asda-Kun's arm and led him to the end of the section and squealed like a fangirl.
"OH MY GOD! I SAW YOU! YOU WERE TOTALLY CHECKING HIM OUT MY GAY LITTLE CINNAMON ROLL!" She squealed, jumping up and down
"W-what?! No! I wasn't doing that!" He whisper-shouted, waving his hands around. "And keep it down! Someone might hear you!"
"Oops! Sorry" She whispered, giggling. "Anyway. I ship it!"
"Shut up and let's go already."
"Fine! You can be so dull sometimes!" She whined following him.
While that was happening, Morrisons-Kun was just standing there, staring into space and thinking... A scary thing to do.
Thoughts:
That guy. I swear he was staring at me that whole time. Does he like me? No! He can't like me! We just met a few minutes ago! Maybe it's love at first sight? Wait, do I like him back? I am gay so I could? Is he though? Why am I even thinking about this?! Okay brain. Just stop. Please. I mean he is cute though... OH COME ON BRAIN! I SAID STOP! Is my heart affecting you?! Okay lo-
His thoughts were interrupted by a loud squeal.
Do you want a part 2 or not. I don't really mind. But God did it hurt to write, well at the start then it didn't hurt as much. I MEAN, THESE ARE SHOPS! ASDA, MORRISONS AND LIDL ARE ALL SHOPS IN THE FUCKING UK! wHY DID I WRITE THIS?!
