(I have so many Tokyo Ghoul memes that I am gonna show you through the the span of 3 chapters)
_______________________________________________________________________Hide: Where's mommy and daddy?
Kan-edgy: What is it Hide?
Hide: Who's Hide?
Kan-edgy: Who are your parents
Hide: You mean mommy and daddy?
Kan-edgy: Yes. Mommy and daddy.
Hide: Ken Kaneki and Touka Kirishima
Kan-edgy: W h a t
Hide: OH MY GOD THAT WASN'T ME I SWEAR! BUT SHE IS RIGHT!
Kan-edgy: Do you know what's going on Author
Me: Hide.
Hide: Yes?
Me: Did you bring Ichika here into this universe?
Hide: Maybe?
Kan-edgy: WHAT THE FUCK HIDE?! YOU BOUGHT AN INNOCENT CHILD INTO THIS SINFUL CHAT!
Hide: I'm sorry! I was bored...
Hide: And I didn't give her my phone on this chat on purpose!
Me: But you gave her your phone?
Hide: SHE WAS TOO ADORABLE!! WHO CAN SAY NO TO THOSE EYES?!
Me: Good point.
Touken4life: Wait. Touka and Kaneki had a child?!
Me: Yup!
Touken4life: How? How do you even have children?
Me: ..... You'll learn when you're older.
Touken4life: Well I'm technically older since I get older every second.
Kan-edgy: You've spent too much time with author and Hide.
Me: In a few months then
Touken4life: Okay!
Touken4life: AYATO! YOU'RE AN UNCLE!
Ayato: Wait wh a t.
Touken4life: Author, what's his niece or nephew's name
Me: It's Ichika Kaneki. It's a girl
Touken4life: Ayato has a Niece! And so do I! Yay!
Ayato: I wasn't informed of this.
Haise: What's going on?
Touken4life: Well. You're technically a father
Haise: To the Qs squad yes.