(Fun title isn't it! Also Imma be in this because why the fuck not!)
Me: Hello people!
Touken4life: Who are you?
Me: You lot can call me Author!
Touka-chan: Yeah! Since this is a book after all.
Kan-edgy: I know.
Touka-chan: You can break the fourth wall too?
Kan-edgy: Yep. Probably because we're her favourites.
Me: YOU TWO! NO! DONT SAY THAT HERE!
Touken4life: ???
Touka-chan: Oh shit.
Kan-edgy: Hinami. You didn't see anything...
Touken4life: Okay?
Me: oKaY WHO WANtS TO GO ANd MURdER KANEKI'S MOTHeR NoW!!
Kan-edgy: WAIT! GUYS! IF WE'RE MURDERING MY MOM IM HELPING!!
Haise: Okay, let's think about this... She's already dead so you can't kill her again.
Kaneki: Plus, we don't know who this person is. She could be a murderer herself and want to kill us
Black reaper: I'll kill her before she even gets a chance.
Dragon: And I wanna help as well!
Hide: I'M HELPING TOO!
Touka-chan: I don't have anything else to do...
Touken4life: SHE HURT MY BIG BROTHER!! FOR THAT, SHE. WILL. PAY!!!
Kaneki: Well, If you're gonna kill my mom, kill my aunt while you're at it
Hide: I never thought you'd come round...
Touka-chan: I never thought you'd request us to kill someone...
Me: WHY DONT WE MURDER HIS COUSIN AS WELL!!
Kan-edgy: Murdering the whole family!
Me added Eto to the group
Me added Amon to the group
Me added Arima to the group
Me added Mado to the group
Me: YOU GUYS WANNA HELP MURDER KANEKI'S MOTHER!!
Eto: I CAN MURDER SOMEONE!!
Me: YES!!
Eto: YAY!!
Amon: Why?
Me: BECAUSE SHES AN ABUSIVE ASSHOLE WHO HURT THE INNOCENT LITTLE KANEKI!!
Arima: Let's kill her.
Haise: SERIOUSLY ARIMA!?
Arima: Yes.
Me: Yay! WHAT ABOUT YOU AMON AND MADO!!
Amon: Fine...
Mado: Let's go and kill someone...
Eto: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!! THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN!!
Me: Just two more people...
Ayato: I'll help.
Touka-chan: How did you know what we were talking about?
Ayato: I can back read you idiot.
Nishki: I'll join too.
Haise: I'll come so you don't over do it.
Me: YAY!! LETS GO MURDER SOME PEOPLE!!
Eto: YAY!! I LIKE YOU!!!
Me: Again. Call me Author.
Eto: OKAY THEN AUTHOR!! LETS GO!
(*In a SpongeBob narrators voice*) A few hours later
Eto: THAT WAS SO FUN!!
Me: It felt so nice... Wanna do it again sometime?
Eto: I WOULD LOVE TO!!
Kaneki: I don't mind.
Kan-edgy: Same.
Black reaper: With pleasure.
Dragon: Same here!
Haise: Sure...
Hide: I haven't seen Kaneki Smile in so long... *Wipes tear*
Arima: Fine.
Amon: You lot did seem to enjoy yourselves.
Mado: Yeah... It's sorta scary
Touka-chan: It was alright
Ayato: Yeah.
Nishki: For once, I agree with Ayato...
Ayato: What do you mean by 'for once'
Touken4life: She got what she deserved!
Haise: We're all probably going to hell.
