Me: *reads chapter 125 of Tokyo Ghoul re:* My child has finally become a man. I'm so proud *tears up*
Syph: You're just obsessed with that chapter...
Me: I love it! That's why!
Daddy: Can you change my name? Please?
Maddy: Why don't you change it?
Daddy: It's gonna be changed back to Something worse. I know it
Me: So he can be smart!
Syph: Fine...
Syph changed Daddy to Kinky Kaneki
Kinky Kaneki: Goddamn it...
Maddy: XD I love it!
Me: Good job Syph. You're learning well...
Syph: Thank you Sensei...
Syph changed me to Sensei
Kinky Kaneki: I hate you author
Sensei: I hate me too!
Syph: Same
Maddy: Relatable
Kinky Kaneki: Nice to know I'm not the only one then
Sensei: You're never alone dad! Remember that!
Kinky Kaneki: Out of you two (Author and Syph), Syph is my favourite
Sensei: Understandable.
Kinky Kaneki: At least you know
Sensei: Isn't this adorable though!
Kinky Kaneki: Are you going through that Shironeki X Kuroneki phase again?
Sensei: Mayhaps!~
Kinky Kaneki: I really wanna disown you but Syph would give me a lecture since, she already has...
Sensei: Thanks Syph!
Syph: No problem sis!
Sensei: Can someone write a Shironeki X Kuroneki AU where they're different people? I might write it myself later on but I want someone else to write one as well or they could help me write it.
Syph: I'll consider it!
Maddy: Same
Kinky Kaneki: What has the heat done to your non existent brain?
Sensei: I don't know. It's also the lack of sleep. I mean, I was watching FNAF theories from game theory and mY BRAIN WENT TO MATPAT X SCOTT CAWTHON (IS THAT HOW YOU SPELL IT? I DONT FUCKING KNOW!)
Kinky Kaneki: You need more than just help, you know that?
Sensei: YES. I DO KNOW