Gaara's Little Sister?!

Chapter 23- WHAT.THE.HELL.ARE.YOU.READING?!?!

Sasuke's POV 

I was walking down the hallway thinking of scenarios in which I would kill my brother, in front of airi, next to airi, having airi kill him. Damn, each one consisted of those. It wasn't entirely warped around it but I think once I get out of this snake pit I need to form a team. But that may take longer than we have. Maybe I should start now. Theres that girl, with the red hair. She may be a good asset. 

But I need someone who knows the layout of the countries well. Maybe Airi does since she travelled from Suna  to Konoha. But that doesnt necessarily mean that she knows the general whereabouts of each country and the best places to find leads onto where the akatsuki hideout is. Or where any of the members are. 

I sighed and walked into our room. Me and Airi's that is. And saw her sitting on the bed with....demon, and reading a book. I walked over and sat down next to her, making sure the move the bed enough to make the cat go up in the air and land back in the same position. It hissed and airi shushed it. 

"Mr. Fluffykinz shut up. I got to a good part." I secretly stuck my tongue out at the cat and turned back to airi. I looked at the title of the book.

"Fifty Shades of Grey?" (Authors note: ahahaha i can hear the giggles and squeals now! I havent even read the book but I sure as heck know whats in it! lets just say its probably the non yaoi version of Make Out Paradise (i think there's yaoi in there for some reason :\))

She giggled and blushed.

"Ya! Its really good and romantic. Its about-"

" Can I read it." She gasped and her eyes widened. She shook her head back and forth wildly.

"No definately not! You CANNOT READ THIS!" I smirked. Wanna bet? I've done more than this book probably tells about. I ripped it out of her hands and starting reading. Huh....what are the handcuffs fo-oh my gosh.

" What the fuck are you reading?" She blushed, her face matching her hair. I grinned at her and she gasped. " I didnt know you were into this stuff airi. I could help you do these thing-" She hit me with the book and I fell off the bed. Demon looked at me with a humorous glint in his eyes.

" I WILL NOT DATE MY ROOMMATE!!" I rolled my eyes.

"It was a joke airi." I said getting of the floor and leaving the room to think more about who would know most of the nations lands and shops.

 I ended up out of the hideout in a town. I shrugged and kept walking, im not lost.

Meanwhile....

Raid's POV

I was sitting in a tree by some town while Hero sat at the bottom reading. I looked down every once in a while to see what she was doing. But mostly I just leaned against the tree trunk and stared at the sky. It was alot nicer here than where I grew up.

My thoughts were interupted by a giggle. I looked down to see it was Hero, her cheeks was slightly pink and she was biting her lower lip.

"Whats so funny?" I asked my eyes flickered from her eyes to cheeks to lips then back to her eyes, although i occasionally looked in the two other spots to take in the rare act.

Her cheeks deepened in color and were a dark rosy red. I smirked. "Reading something naughty?" She scoffed and looked away.

"Its called Fifty Shades of Grey and its romantic. Christian Grey is just so-" She squealed and kept reading. I felt something in my chest and for some reason i was a little angry.

"Who the hell is Christian Grey?" I spoke angrily. She brushed it off as nothing and replied simply.

"Only the most wealthiest, most powerful, most seductive, and most succesfull man! Not to mention he is GOREGOUS."  I felt angrier and angrier with each second. What the hell is wrong with me? She sensed some tension, but i think she thought it was confusion. " Oh your wondering how i know him! He is the character in the book." Every little piece of anger went away.

" Oh....can I read?" I hopped down knowing she wouldnt give it up and took the book quickly. She hid her face in her knees and I could see how much she was blushing. I read the words with interest. I laughed at the thought that popped in my head after reading a passage.

"What if they lose the key." She laughed at the thought too, a somewhat musical sound. 

" I guess the night never ends does it?" I chuckled.

" He'll probbly want it to at one point." She gasped.

"Wait your not a...you know..."

"Virgin? Hell no. Did we go over this or no? I cant remember. Oh well you know now." She looked at me.

"How many?" I smirked.

"To many to count." She gagged and contiued reading. "Unlike you who'll probably die a virign." She got up and smacked me in the face with the book, leaving a nasty red mark across my cheek. I decided to take a walk after that, not wanting to get into a fight.

No One's POV

The two boys walked through town with pain on their faces and heads. As they walked through town they ended up coming face to face with each other. 

" Fifty Shades of Grey?" They asked each other in unison and nodded.

" Who uses handcuffs?"

"I dont know but if they lose the key thats gonna suck."

" He'll get tired and probably leave her there." Sasuke ended and they both kept walking.

Idiots dont even know....

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Ahaha ok so i've heard so much about this book I just HAD to do this as a filler. My cousin even read it! Except she's in her 20's......Anyways i was watching the ellen show on youtube and she was like " I dont think you use a spatula for that." and another was " Dont forget the keys!" It was HI-LAR-I-OUS! :) the video is on the side ;) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 

DO NOT EAT THE PANCAKES! :D