Gaara's Little Sister?!

Chapter 31- Letters from leprechauns.

Sasuke's POV (WARNING!!! The log may attack you if you lean 2 close to your screen. Thank you, and beware mauahaahahhahahah)

I strolled along the edge of the thin forest biting into an apple. It reminded me of a certain someones hair. But that person is gone from my life and I no longer have to think of them. Now all I need to focus on is my brother. 

"Sasuke! Sasuke we got a letter fromt he Akatsuki!!" One of the girls that lived with orochimaru said admiringly. "Orochimaru wants to see you right away." She stared at me with dreamy eyes. Idiot. I hate girls, they are so clingy and expect a perfect prince charming romance with me. Like they are going to be the one that changes me. I will never be changed, by anyone. And the likely hood of them changing me is 0%.

I walked into Orochi's office without knocking and stared at him.

"We have a letter from an old accomplice." He hissed opening the already read letter. He gave it to me to read for myself. The neat bubbly handwriting surprised me.

"This is from the Akatsuki correct?" He nodded and scowled. "Its very disturbing information, im sure you can handle it though since you broke those ties." I glared.

"Dear Sasuke,

I am pleased to inform you that you no longer have to call Itachi your brother because he's mine now, you may have gaara and kankuro.

Gaara needs three glasses of milk a day along with one sacrifice. Kankuro you should give oatmeal....all.the.time. It'll piss him off. 

Im going to send a list of Kankuros alergies for you so you may be prepared.

Plus, some members of the akatasuki wish to say hello."

The handwriting turned different with each greeting and my annoyance became even more clearer on my face.

" Fuck you sasuke ~ Hidan

Im a good boy! I love you!! <3 ~ tobi-kunnnn!!

Are you Airi's girlfriend? Because if not I may take her when she's older ;) ~ Deidara

I look forward to seeing you in the future, although I doubt you'll have enough power and strength to ever defeat me. ~ Itachi"

I gritted my teeth and kept reading, he's with her.

" You may not be worrying about me much because you hate everyone and everything but I just want to tell you my nightmare problem is under control because your brother helps me!"

He's sleeping in the same bed as her.

" Plus you two look alike with that little annoyed face you get that your probably wearing now! Anyways,  I just wished to write you since I left so....suddenly. I had some things I needed to take care of and my life doesnt revolve around the "Oh so-great-and-mighty-Uchiha!". If you ever want to talk in person with me again, get rid of your God complex and maybe then we'll talk. Have a terrible life, you set it up."