Warning: tErRiBlE pUnS aHeAd
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I was glamorous. Fab Bonnie is shaking.
There is no one as beautifully put together like I am.
Chica had dressed me in clown costume. Like, the Ronald McDonald clown costume. But to make me look more "girly", Chica gave me a tall plastic crown.
Obviously, my punishment wasn't nearly as bad as the boys. I'm not complaining though. Ronald McDonald is cool.
I left the bathroom, walking to the show stage room where mostly everyone else was.
Eggs saw me and immediately started whining. "Why does Y/N actually look decent?"
"Decent?" I raised my eyebrows. "Boy, you are looking at a piece of art. I'm fucking fabulous."
"Yeah. Sure." Eggs said blandly. Oof. How dare he defy against my beautifulness? That boi just jelly of my good looks. I flipped my hair over my shoulder, sticking my nose in the air and marching off.
I walked past Mike, who did a double take when he saw me.
~~~~Mike's POV~~~~~
"Oh my Bob. What the hell is Y/N wearing?" i laughed as I sat next to Eggs.
"Shes a clown."
" No shit, Sherlock." I scoffed.
"Dude, if you're just going to say 'no shit' like you already knew that, why ask?" Eggs sniffed, standing.
"Because. Didn't you see how ridiculous Y/N looked?" I followed him out if the room.
" IMMA GODDESS." y/n yelled from over yonder.
"KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT." I shouted back. Ugh. That girl. How the fuck did she hear me from wherever she is?
"I will."
I screamed, jumping when I found Y/N standing beside me. "How...what..? Where...."
"But why tell myself over and over when I can tell EVERYBODY."
"Oh god no." Eggs whined, staring at Y/N in fear. y/N smiled.
"Imma...."
"No."
"Tell..."
"God Please no.."
"EVERYBODY."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" eggs ran out if the room screaming with Y/N chasing him, yelling, "IMMA GODDESS " at the top of her lungs.
Bonnie came into the room, watching Y/N and Eggs run around the building. "So. Hows life?"
I looked at him. "What?"
Bonnie pointed at my wrist. "What time is it?"
"4:45. Why?"
Bonnie grinned evilly. "It's not 6 a.m. yet."
"...why are you bringing this up now?" I gulped.
"Why aren't you running?" I broke into a sprint, heading towards the office. I could hear Bonnie laughing behind me.
"Run! Run! Run! Run!" Springtrap cackled as I ran past him.
~~~~~~Chica's POV~~~~~~
Y/n and Eggs ran past me, Y/N yelling something about being a goddess and Eggs screaming.
"Bonnie, have you seen Foxy?" I asked the purple bunny. Bonnie jumped and whirled around, forcing a terrified smile.
"Ch-chica. When did you get here?" He stammered. I narrowed my eyes at him. He was looking around the room, never looking directly at me.
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FanfictionWelcome to an adventure! This is a fanfiction of love, excitement, friendship, and violence. Lots and lots of violence. ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ there is mature language and possibly graphic scenes. You may bust a lung laughing or you'll get whiplash from the...