U . T ; O n e s h o t s - x R e a d e r s

Underswap!Sans x Flirty!Skeleton!Reader

(Req by @Gelotophobic )

•~•~•~•~•~•~Your P.O.V

"Blue!" I said happily, my usually plastered smile somehow growing wider at the sight of my 'friend.'

"Hello, (Y/N)!" He replied, a bit more cheerful than I was. That's just how he is, I guess. "Come in, come in! You must be cold!"

I nod, hearing Papyrus utter a pun along the lines of '...bone rattling cold..'

"Yeah, well I know something just as bone rattling~" I spoke back.

Let me tell you, hon.

I have never seen a shade of orange deeper than his.

I let out a chuckle as the tall skeleton monster covered his face, his fingers parting to let his cigarette through.

And, as usual, Blue had no f'n clue what was going on. Thus, causing me to laugh. What I didn't notice, though, was his rising blush.

•~•~•~•~•~•His P.O.V

I felt the heat rise to my cheek bones. I put on an innocent façade just to fool people. I knew what she meant, and it was totally like her. So, why have I been feeling this... this... I don't even know!

•~•~•~•~•~•~•Time Skip (Your P.O.V)

"I'm headin' out to Muffet's. Any of ya want anything?" Papyrus asked, burning his cigarette in the snow and burying it. At this point, there's a giant pile of snow that's still slightly smoking. How absurd....

"Nah, I'm good, you walking boner." I say sassily, suppressing a chuckle. I could see the rising orange blush on Papyrus' cheekbones through my peripheral vision. 

I looked over at Blue, to which he seemed to have a slight blush of his home. This made me wonder if he understood. "I-I'm Okay!" He blurted out, his stutter lacing his slightly unsure and lost words.

Papyrus simply nodded, heading out the door and shutting it.

•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•Papyrus' P.O.V

I knew my brother wasn't innocent. I knew he understood what (Y/N) says. I know, though, something he doesn't quite understand. He has a crush on (Y/N), but he doesn't know what that fluttery feeling inside of his rib cage is.

I know.

Papyrus knows everything.

•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•Your P.O.V

Blue was trying to make tacos and I kept throwing stupid corny puns and pickup lines at him. I kept noticing the baby blue blush returning to his face, darkening to more of an azure color with each pickup line I spoke.

Then, things kind of got serious. I stopped unpacking the tortillas and turned to face blue, who was turning off the stove burner and switching the pan to a cooler burner.

"U-uh, Blue?" I asked, not caring about stuttering. "Yea-Ah (Y/N)?" He replied, voice cracking slightly, making his face return to its blue state of embarrassment from comfort.

"Can I talk to you? For a moment?" I asked. He nodded, turning to me and giving me his undivided attention.

"I-I want to t-tell you-ou something..." I paused, gulping. "I, I love you. I always have, ever since the first day I met you. Your cheeriness captured my heart, and I thought you might be the cure.

"I've been hurt by so many people, and I just use flirting as a coping mechanism. After I realized how innocent you seemed, I knew there wasn't a chance.

"So, I became your friend, cause that was the closest thing I could get to. I mean, I'm only a simple skeleton..." I finished my mini rant.

I saw the sadness in his eyes, and his face soften. He engulfed me in a hug, to which I returned. "Love.." he whispered. Only I could hear it, but if I wasn't paying attention it would've flown right over my skull.

"So, that's what it is... love!" He said, his voice slowly rising. "Love! Oh my gosh, (Y/N)! Love!" I pulled away, giving me a cheerful smile.

"Yeah, what about it?" I felt a (f/c) blush rise to my cheekbones. "I, I love you too, (Y/N)!" He said, smacking his... teeth to mine. I guess, this was a form of kissing?

Anyway, I kissed back. Pulling away not too long from our chaste kiss, he pulled me into a hug. "I completely understand, and I wouldn't change you for anyone else!" I smiled.

•~•~•~•~•~•Extended ending (Papyrus' P.O.V)

I didn't really go to Muffet's. I stalked my little bro and (Y/N), through their whole conversation. Glad he finally got a girlfriend, heh.

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So, I don't really know how to be 'flirty.' I am an antisocial, socially awkward sixth grader who has no public communication skills and likes anime.

But, did you enjoy it?? Lol prolly not.

~NordixNerd~