Listen to I Feel Like Dancin (All Time Low)
Alex: Whoo! I feel like dancing!
Jack: I feel like getting wasted!!!!
You: I feel like this was a really bad idea!
Alex: Shhh (y/n) we haven't introduced you yet
Jack: Guys, guys, guys. This is my wonderful girlfriend, (y/n)
You: You can't see my face, which is really good so you can all believe I'm hot
Alex: Goddammit, I was gonna say something but I forgot.
Jack:
You:
Alex:
You: You feel like dancing?!?
Alex: I feel like dancing!!!
You: Do you feel like getting wasted?
Jack: I feel like getting sh*t-faced drunk!
Alex: Way, to get the party started (y/n)
Jack: Okay, let's read some weird ass news you guys send us.
Alex: A 27 year old man from New Zeland sets the world record for the most Homer Simpson tattoos?
Jack: You must make your mother very proud
Alex: You must love Family Guy
You: What the hell. You idiot it's the Simpsons
Jack: My god Alex. Like, get your sh*t together!
Jack mocks you in a high pitched voice.
Alex: Okay. (y/n) read the next article
You: A man is accused of stealing 200 panties at a mall
Jack: Nice
Alex: That reminds me of Spongebob. Like, when Spongebob and Patrick do badass stuff that isn't badass at all and they drag Mr. Krabs along.
You: Yeah and then they're like you'll miss the panty raid
Alex: Aha, kids who don't watch Spongebob are losers
Jack: I watched Spongebob but then my mom made me stop because she thought it would make me dumb
Alex: Look how you turned out
You: Actually, there was a study that people who watched spongebob as kids tend to have lower IQ's
Alex: So what the hell happened to us and Jack
You: We probably got lucky
Jack: That reminds me. What was that weird thing you called me last week?
Alex: Dick f*cker?
Jack: Well, yeah that. No I'm talking about (y/n)
You: Oh, a f*cktard
Alex: There's gotta be a good story behind this
Jack: Yeah, we'll tell it to you while you all listen to this amazing song
Alex: It's called You Kill Me in a Good Way by Sleeping with Sirens
