Alex: I have to admit that was pretty hot
Jack: Can we never talk about it ever again
You: I agree Alex calling me hot? I feel like a slut
Alex: Well, if you want to change the subject let's answer one more question.
Jack: Favorite school memory?
Alex: When I met Jack or (y/n)
You: We didn't meet in school
Jack: Yeah, technically speaking we met in the bus
You: On our way from school
Alex: You two are so cute. Bite me
Jack: Aw, Alex, no need to get jealous. There's enough of Jack to go around for the both of you
You: Don't forget Zack
Alex: Who could forget Zack? *sarcasm*
Jack: My favorite high school memory was prom
You: Oh my god, prom?
Alex: Prom?
Jack: Yeah
Alex: We all went alone
You: I went with David DiAngelo
Alex: That guy? He was an asshole
You: He was a hot asshole who took me in a limo
Jack: We had a limo
Alex: With no girls in it
You: Prom did suck, though. David tried to make out with me that night and Rian came out and saw and he bitch slapped him.
Alex: Rian beat the shit out of him
Jack: Alex and I just watched
You: Where was Zack?
Jack: Probably drinking punch. Aha aha. No
Alex: Your puns suck
You: Better than his dick jokes. They swallow
Jack: The amount of puns in this atmosphere are dangerously increasing
You: Oh my god, I love puns, though.
Alex: What?
You: Okay, why did the hipster get burnt
Jack: Why?
You: Because he drank his coffee before it was cool
Alex: What?
Jack: I wonder what would come out of your mouth if you got drunk
Alex: Maybe your jokes would get better
You: Too bad bitches, I'm straight edge
Jack: Really?
Alex: Wow that shit takes some serious willpower
You: Well, not really, it just seems inconvenient to me
Alex: I applaud you.
Jack: Preach it.
You: You can get drunk while I go to the spa tonight
Jack: I'd rather be with you
Alex: Barf
Jack: Besides remember the last incident we had when I was half drunk and we went to the club
You: Oh, when you "accidently" made out with that really pretty girl
Alex: This might be a while, I'll close this up with a song by Pierce the Veil, Caraphernelia
You, Alex, and Jack: Byyyyeeee
