Listen to Dear Maria Count Me In
Alex: Dammit, you guys totally set me up.
You: Weren't we supposed to be answering questions?
Jack: Here's one. Can you please convince my parents to let me listen to Full Frontal again?
Alex: I think we're just ruining ourselves
You: Yeah, because parents are like 'you can't listen to full frontal and you can't go to their concerts anymore'
Alex: It's all about the earphones kids
Jack: Yeah, because we say things like dick f*cker at random times
Alex: Next question. What are some pre-show rituals?
Jack: Nothing much
You: Yeah, just sacrificing a lamb. Usually.
Alex: God, so many people ask us that question.
You: Uhm. No animals are actually harmed with All Time Low.
Alex: Yeah, just to make that clear.
Jack: We usually take a power nap
Alex: No, we dress up like trannies and drink beer
You: Oh my god, I remember that
Jack: When we first started dating she walked in on us getting dressed
You: It was funny, but remember the wardobe mix up?
Alex: Yeah, we had to buy her new bras
Jack: I didn't mind at all. I love bra shopping
Alex: Yeah, but bras are fucking expensive
Jack: And it had to be from Victoria Secret
You: You all ran around the store with bras on your heads
Jack: I think managment was just scared of us
You: We spent two hundred dollars at that store
Alex: WE ARE THE FUCKING CUSTOMERS, WE ARE RIGHT
Jack: Yeah! We are bra experts. We are like, 99.9 percent sure that they go on your head
You: And of course we got weird looks, but Jack is the king of no fucks given
Jack: And Alex is my beautiful queen
Alex: Hey, (y/n) you jealous
You: No way, Jalex forever!
Alex: Here's another song. Pretty sad, but I like it, it's called Stay by Mayday Parade, enjoy
