Alex: That's the story?
You: Yeah
Alex: So the student has become the master
Jack: Uh- wait guys, the green button is back on
Alex: Oh, that was Sleeping with Sirens and a little bit of our conversations
Jack: You f*cktard, not watching the green button
You: Hey it's catching on
Alex: But dick fucker isn't?
Jack: Why would it?
Alex: Hey, (y/n) do your parents know you're on this show
Jack: Her mom and my mom have no idea what wifi is
You: No, remember they learned how to text and they only texted each other?
Alex: My mom is like, there's this thing called an emoticon!
You: I think most kids listen to this with earbuds on
Alex: For those who are playing it out loud
Jack: DICK FUCKER! FUCKING FUCKTARD!
Alex: I was going to say good luck
You: That works too. All the kids are now running for their fucking earphones aren't they?
Jack: Proabably. Just like, oh shit! Ma, I swear. That wasn't supposed to happen, I swear.
Alex: Hey, we're going to give you advice and answer your questions!
Jack: (Y/n) this is for you! What's it like hanging with Jack and Alex and the rest of All Time Low
You: The rest of ATL have fucking names. Aha. No, it sucks balls man
Jack: With me, literally
Alex: I hope you two pervs never have babies
Jack: Oh I've made babies
You: Just not with me
Alex: Dammit, I will never understand this relationship
You: That's becasue you watch Grey's Anatomy with your girlfriend and then cook dinner for her after
Alex: What do you two do?
You: Besides fuck?
Jack: Nothing really
You: No, we pop popcorn and watch chick flicks
Jack: On special occassions we order pizza
You: We mess with people on x-box.
Jack: Yeah, we play video games and eat
Alex: Goddammit, I called her first, but Jack still got her!
You: Wait, what?
Jack: Let's listen to some Panic! At the Disco
