Those weirdos (A Bars and Melody Fanfic)

Meeting Joey

Lauren's P.O.V.

'It's nice to finally meet you in person,' Leondre said, grinning.

'Same with you,' I said, smiling. 'You're much smaller in person,' I joked.

Leondre laughed. 'That's much better than your jokes on Twitter.'

I snorted. 'My jokes on twitter are amazing,' I said, 'And I got them off a hilarious jokes website so shut your face.' Me and Leondre quickly fell into the most stupidest conversation ever, but I found it hilarious. Leondre is really funny and he says stupid stuff all the time and I burst out laughing like a freak. Everyone gave us looks, and two girls came up to ask Leondre for a photo.

After around ten minutes, the suitcase machine thing started, and Leondre quickly went up to get my suitcase, but I stopped him. He gave me a weird look, and I had to explain to him that I like getting the suitcase off the machine thing. So then I got my massive, purple suitcase, and it was so heavy.

Leondre offered to bring it around, and I just snickered at him. 'Too heavy for little boys like you,' I said, grinning. Leondre just rolled his eyes.

'Let me try it then,' he said, and he tried -and failed-  to pull the suitcase around. 'What do you have in this?' I just grinned at him.

'Oh you know,' I joked. 'Cocaine, weed, the usual.'

Leondre frowned. 'What's that?' I burst out laughing. Leondre just rolled his eyes. 'You're worse than Charlie, don't tell me anything.'

'Oh, you poor chap,' I laughed. 'Anyway, who's bringing us back to your house?'

'My brother, Joey,' Leondre said. 'And he's waiting, so we better go or he'll be in a mood.'

I nodded, and me and Leo both had to drag the suitcase out of the airport because it was so heavy. Me and Leo started talking about Charlie. Apparently, he has a girlfriend. Ha! I better be able to meet her next week when we go to Charlie's house in England. We can go on a double date! Ha ha just kidding. I'm not a total weirdo.

'What's her name?' I asked.

'Katty... Mary... Something like that anyway,' said Leo. 'Dunno if they are properly going out. Charlie just talks about her all the time, and he always texts her with, like, a gazillion x's.'

'Haa!' I laughed. 'Wait till I get onto him about this. He's never gonna hear the end of it!'

Leondre grinned, but told me not to tell him that he told me.

When I looked about, I saw the car was in front  of us. Leondre opened the boot, and I somehow managed to haul my suitcase into it. Then I hopped into the back of the car, and Leo sat in the front of the car with his brother.

'Hello,' I said to Joey.

Hi,' he said, 'Your Lauren, Leo's girlfriend, right?'

I coughed awkwardly, and I could see Leo going red in the front. 'No,' I said, deciding just to laugh it off. 'We're just friends.'

'Oh right, sorry,' Joey laughed. 'I'm-'

'Joey, I know,' I grinned. 'I love your band.'

Joey just smiled and thanked me. 'Now,' Leo said, 'Get ready for the longest drive ever. Joey's a learner and drives like a granny.'

I sniggered. 'Ugh! Learners are the worst!'

'Learners are not the worst,' Joey said. 'And I do not drive like a granny!'

Me and Leo burst out laughing. God, we're too funny!