Xyler and Dark sing 'No Place Like London'

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- Xyler -

I have sailed the world, beheld it's wonders from the Dardanelles, to the mountains of Peru. But there's no place like London!

- Dark -

No, there's no place like London.

- Xyler -

Mr. Dark?

- Dark -

You are young, life has been kind to you. You will learn...

- Dark -

There's a hole in the world like a great lack pit and the vermin of the world inhabit it and it's morals aren't worth what a pig could spit and it goes by the name of London.

- Dark -

At the top of the hole sit the privileged few, making mock of the vermin in the lower zoo. Turning beauty into filth and greed - I too have sailed the world and seen it's wonders.

- Dark - 

For the cruelty of men it as wondrous as Peru but there's no place like London.

- Xyler -

 Is everything alight, Mr. Dark?

- Dark - 

I beg your indulgence, Xyler. My mind is far from easy. In these once-familiar streets I feel shadows everywhere.

- Dark - 

There was a barber and his wife, and she was beautiful. A foolish barber and his wife, she was his reason and his life, and she was beautiful. And she was virtuous. And he was -- naive.

- Dark -

There was another man who saw that she was beautiful, a pious vulture of the law, who with a gesture of his claw, removed the barber from his plate.

- Dark -

Then there was nothing left but to wait. And she would fall, so soft, so young, so lost, and oh, so beautiful.

- Xyler -

And the lady, sir, did she succumb?

- Dark -

Oh, that was many years ago...I doubt if anyone would know. I'd like to thank you, Xyler. If you hadn't spotted me, I'd be lost on the ocean still.

- Xyler -

Will I see you again?

- Dark -

You might find me, if you like, around Fleet Street, I wouldn't wonder.

- Xyler -

Until then, my friend.

- Dark -

There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with people who are filled with shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it...

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