- Death Wiish -
*Gasp* A customer!
- Death Wiish -
Wait! Where's your rush? Where's your hurry? You gave me such a fright! I thought you was a ghost! Half a minute, can't ya sit?
- Death Wiish -
Seat you down, sit! All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks! Did you come in for a pie, sir?
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Do forgive me if me head's a little vague. What was that? But you'd think we had the plague, from the way that people keep avoiding!
- Death Wiish -
No you don't! Heaven knows I try, sir! But there's no one comes in even to inhale. Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale?
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Mind you, I can hardly blame them! These are probably the worst pies in London!
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I know why nobody cares to take them! I should know! I make 'em!
- Death Wiish -
But good? No. The worst pies in London....Even that's polite! The worst pies in London!
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If you doubt it take a bite! Is that just disgusting?
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You have to concede it! It's nothing but crusting! Here drink this, you'll need it.
- Death Wiish -
The worst pies in London. And no wonder, with the price of meat, what it is, when you get it, never thought I'd live to see the day.
- Death Wiish -
Men'd think it was a treat findin' poor animals that are dyin' in the street.
- Death Wiish -
Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop. Does her business, but I noticed something weird.
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Lately, all her neighbors cats have disappeared.
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Have to hand it to her! What I calls, enterprise! Poppin' pussies into pies! Wouldn't do it in my shop!
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Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick! And I'm telling you, then pussycats is quick.
- Death Wiish -
No denying times is hard, sir! Even harder than the worst pies in London.
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Only lard and nothing more - is that just revolting? All greasy and gritty? It looks like it's molding! And tastes like...well pity a woman alone...
- Death Wiish -
With limited wind and the worst pies in London!
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Ah, sir, times is hard. Times is hard!
