It's finally here... The Melee is over... The Brawl is done... Now... For the Ultimate Tournament!
DISCONTINUED due to the sheer length it takes for me to write at least one chapter...
Waluigi: Hey, Sakurai, can I be in smash bros. ultimate?
Sakurai : No. Nobody likes you.
Waluigi: Nobody likes you!
SLAM!!!!!
Waluigi: Well I've heard there was a sneaky gent Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate,Then learned he wouldn't be able to WAAA.Who made the cut?The nerd, the prude, the never-was, the always-nude,The ones who'd never utter "WALLELUJAH."Wallelujah, Wallelujah...Assist Trophy Waluigi.But baby, I've been here before.You opted for the pterosaur,Some squid thing showed up and the fans said "BOOYAH!"I said "An Echo would be fine"But you said, "Too bad! Daisy time!"It's a cold and it's a broken Wallelujah!Wallelujah, Wallelujah...Wallelujah, Waluigi.Now maybe I'd be way too strong,I'd top the tier lists all day long,But even so, who the heck asked for Pichu!? WAAA.Why won't you let me make my case toPunch some mascots in the face?Ahh, go "assist" yourself! Bah! Wallelujah!Wallelujah, WallelujahWallelujah. Waluigi..."Waaa. Whatever. Waluigi will go destroy everyone in Mario Tennis Aces instead."
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