Disclaimer:
Me: I'm Rick Riordan
Rick Riordan: no you aren't. Now get back to the story *menacingly points at iPod*
Me doing Rick Riordan impression: Now get back to the story *menacingly points at Blood of Olympus*
Rick Riordan: *narrows eyes* *picks up blood of Olympus* *slowly descends into the shadows*
Me suddenly wearing a crappy cartoon safari outfit: and here we see the wild evil writer, descending to his home in hell.
John Green: *ascends from shadows*
Me in an Australian accent now: John Green! Crikey, what are you doing down there in Rick Riordans house? your home is in the darkest part of hell next to Veronica Roth's house!
John Green: helping Rick write the ending to Blood of Olympus
Everyone in the Pjo fandom: *drops to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Me: haha I lied, this isn't a chapter I'm out of ideas, if you want anything to happen in the real chapter 16, tell me in the comments and i'll give you credit.
Percy: *walks into my weird mind room* where am I
Me: *rolls up newspaper* no! out! bad hot fictional character! *says while beating lightly with newspaper*
Nico from my first book: *walks in* *takes my many McDonald's chicken nugget happy meals* *trys to walk out*
Nico in this book: *walks in* *sees other Nico* watt
Old Nico who I shall call Nico 1: watt
Nico 2: wait! hell no, I'm not Nico 2! I'm hotter than him
Nico 1: watt
Nicole: I'm- who changed it to Nicole! NO!
Nicole 1: what's happening- hell. freaking. no. I still want to be Nico 1!
12 year old Percy: *walks in*
Percy 2 (the older one): holy Hera I was even hot when I was 12.
Percy 1: watt
12 year old Annabeth: *walks in* Percy we need to- *stops and looks mesmerized by Nicole 2*
Nicole 2: I'm confused. AND MAI NAME IS FRICKIN NIC NOT NICOLE
Me: Fine
Nic: is it worki- good, now, so you're little Percy and Annabeth, right
Lil' Percy and Annabeth: yes
Nic: and you're young me
Nico: am I? You're a lot taller than me.
Present day Annabeth: *walks in carrying Daniel* Percy where are- *sees others* *awkward silence* Percy, you were even hot when you were 12
Lil' Percy: *turns to lil' Annabeth* I TOLD YOU IM HOT
Lil Annabeth: *rolls eyes* no you aren't
24 year old Percy: wait until you start dating him
24 year old Annabeth: *slaps Percy across the face*
Lil Annabeth: *throws up in Rick's hell corner*
Lil Nico: *walks over to Lil Percy* Now I'm taller!
Lil Percy: who are you?
Lil Nico: you'll see eventually *slowly backs into the shadows*
Lil Nico: *gets thrown out face first*
Me: that's the Perachel shippers corner, the super devil doesn't want people there.
Lil Nico: shippers?
*loud rumbling*
Me: *says in a horrified tone* oh no
Lil Nico: *looks around* watt
Nic: watt
Lil Percy: watt
Lil Annabeth: *says between barfs* watt
24 year old Percy: watt
24 year old Annabeth: watt
Daniel: *adorable baby laugh*
John Green: oh no
Me: you've done it
John Green: we're all going to die
Nic: what is it
*Every author descends from hell*
The authors and me: the fangirls
Me: *pulls out super electric sword* *kills everyone*
The rest of the 7 walk in
Leo: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jason: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Piper: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hazel; where are we?
Frank: I'm confused
Lil Nico: watt
14 year old Percy: *walks in* watt
10 year old Nico: *walks in* hey where are we? who are you? hey Percy, when are we leaving?
14 Percy: oh my gODS SHUT UP!
10 Nico: why? *takes out mythomagic cards and messes around with them*
Nic: *walks over to 14 year old Percy* *b**** slaps him* no. you're going to seriously regret that later.
Piper: OH MY GODS LITTLE NICO IS SO FRICKIN ADORABLE
The 7 during the war walk in and-
John Green: STOP THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND
Me: GO BACK TO HELL JOHN *Napolean Dynamite voice* gosh!
So, anyway, the 7 during the war come in
10 Nico: who are you
Lil Leo: who are you *looks at old him* Still hot
Nicole: this is some kind of- CHANGE THE DANM NAME BACK
14 Percy: I LIKE THE NAME HOOVER DAM
24 Percy: ME TOO
17 Percy: SAME HERE
12 Percy: watt
Eli: *walks in* NIC I TOLD YOU TO GET ME SOME FRIED CHICKEN FROM KFC
10 Nico: Eli?
14 Nico: ELI?!
Nic: ELI IM FREAKING OUT WHERE ARE WE
Eli: WE SHOULD BE AT KFC GETTING FRIED CHICKEN
Nic: *whispers under breathe* jeez, pregnant women
14 Nico: WHAT?
10 Nico: Wait! Eli and I end up getting married?
14 Nico: ELI IS ALIVE! WHERE IS SHE.
Nic: Well, we aren't married yet
14 Nico: *sarcastic* oh, great
Nic: I'm entirely sick of you're short person sh**
14 Nico: I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged.
Rick Riordan: IM BACK, AND I KILLED OFF NICO SO YOU CAN'T WRITE YOUR STUPID BOOK!
10 Nico: wait, watt
Nic: *disappears*
Eli: *stomach flattens very slightly*
Eli: holy sh** did I just get unpregnant.
24 Percy: YOU WERE PREGNANT
Eli: not anymore
Me: weeeeeeeeellll, that escalated quickly
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*Eli pov*
The strange short little 12 year old girl shouted "I TOLD YOU THIS WASN'T REALLY A FRICKIN CHAPTER"
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Nico's secret 2: the return (a sequel to a Nico Di Angelo love story
FanfictionThis is a sequel, the first story is "Nico's secret (a Nico Di Angelo love story) so here: Nico and Eli are returning to C.H.B. and they aren't exactly what they expected. They have different looks and personalities than before. Hope you enjoy!
