The Monkey Bride

Part 7 - A Jenner Decision

"Ugh, I said I'm NOTHING like Kim!" Kylie screamed at the monkey King. "Sure, you are. She'd be a cute wife, too." The monkey King stated, scrolling through his phone. Kylie couldn't take this anymore. She had to do something. "Hey Kylie-babe, did the boys find Francine yet?" Jenner clenched her fists. "No, sweetie." The ignorant monkey threw a fit, which caused his phone to go flying right into Kylie Jenner's face. He stopped, seeing his mistake. "I...I didn't mean to..." Kylie pointed to the doorway. "Just go."

The King sagged his head and left, feeling both guilty and weak, pooping as he went. Kylie Jenner made her decision. It was time to go after Francine herself and join her. She had to get back to humanity before this jungle life drove her crazy. She picked up a banana trophy and started breaking through the floor, making the trapdoor larger. "Honey, you okay in there?" The monkey King yelled. "Just throwing a fit of anger, King. You better not come in yet," Jenner said. She was clever sometimes, when she was, like, realizing things.

The celebrity had finally made the whole large enough for her. She sucked in her lips and jumped for it. "Eek!" She squeaked as she fell upon, this time, monkey buttcheeks. "Like, that is so gross..." She whispered to no one in particular. Kylie quickly picked herself up. First, she glanced around to make sure no one saw her. Then, it was go-time. Jenner had made it about 3 hours into the jungle before she had to rest. Exhausted, she fell down to her knees against a tree, panting. "Ugh... This is like... so... hard..." She winced.

Suddenly, she noticed something. Tracks. They were the unmistakable shape of yeezys. "Francine! I'll find you," Kylie said, thinking out loud. But first, she had to rest awhile. Luckily, Miss Jenner had tons of bananas in her bra. "I'm like so sick of these bananas..." The woman adjusted herself so her back was against the tree. Then, she listened to "In My Feelings" by Drake. It was somehow on her iPod even though she had no service. This music totally made her feel deep. "My fashion inspiration would probably be Tumblr..." She muttered before falling asleep.

After a bit of rest, she picked herself back up again. "MY HEELS!" She cried, noticing they were covered in everything you could possibly find in a jungle. "Why, jungle, WHY!?" She screamed, angry at the stupid tropical forest she was in. "Oh wait, I like really gotta be quiet..." She whispered, realizing her fault. Kylie sighed,  but knew what she had to do. Keep going. Jenner heard monkey cries off in the distance. "I gotta hurry..."

And so she did.