"It all started when I was just a young avocado dude. My mother and father had started to fight constantly. My father was of the Leg Kingdom and my mother was of the Avocado Kingdom," Bumble started. "I am the only one of my kind. Back to the story, my parents decided to get a divorce. After they went through with it, they hated each other. Then, they fought over who would get custody of me. They fought so long and hard that they decided to go to war with each other. The winner would get me." The Avocado-Monster's mustache sagged down, indicating he was depressed. His giant yellow toenails were cracked up. "You know, my toes used to be pristine and beautiful..." Bumble started to sob.
"Don't cry, Bumble." Snekky said. Francine patted the gross foot to comfort him. "Just keep telling your story," she offered. The avocado thing nodded, sucking his boogers back up into his mustache. "Well... I hated all of the fighting. I didn't want to be with one over the other. So, I ran away, hoping they would realize how dumb they were being. But... I don't think they even noticed I disappeared. I haven't seen any Leg or Avocado guards. It's been 5 years. That makes me..." The Avocado-Monster struggled to figure out his age, lifting up his foot to count his greasy toes.
"It doesn't matter exactly how old you are. You're obviously still a child," Francine stated. But then, she remembered her own problems. How would she get back home? How far were the monkey boys now? Why couldn't she remember her past life? How was all of this possible? Why was she here? Etc. "Ughhhhhh...." Francine held her head in her hands. "Snekky and I will help you find home. But I'm lost too. We'll figure things out along the way, but for now we have to move!" Snekky nodded vigorously. Bumble agreed.
"You guys can ride on me. Snekky is able to wrap around my bosom-area, and Francine can be tucked between Snekky and I. Yas! Good job to me. I'm so smart," Bumble said excitedly. Everyone got into position. "To home!" Bumble and Francine cried. "To wherever Francine goes!" Snekky shouted, off-queue. The three besties rode off into the distance.
YOU ARE READING
The Monkey Bride
Misterio / SuspensoFrancine finds herself lost in the jungle, surrounded by evil. The boys are following her, and the monkeys know the jungle better than she does. Will she escape before she becomes a monkey bride? Immerse yourself in this thrilling story!
