Clean water | Slazo x reader

Chapstere tree | im hnot highs why whehiuld u say daht?

So basically you were stuck sitting next to this "self employed" probably lives with his parents guy named Micheal, fun. You continued to slowly eat the brownies and about an hour of uncomfortable silence you decided to try and talk again. You looked at Micheal and he looked clueless... and had bloodshot eyes? "Are you okay man?" You asked and he looked at you and laughed. Great, now you were alone with Micheal and he was high, fucking great. So apparently one of the brownies was a pot brownie and nobody had told you or him.

You walked back in, holding the brownies with you and leaving Micheal outside. You then tried to pinpoint where he came from because he was obviously not the party type and probably came in a group. You then came across these two guys attacking the snack bar viciously. You decided that these idiots were your best bet. "Hey, you know Micheal?" You asked, they both looked at you and one of them said "yea, why?" One of them confusingly said, obviously not used to talking to a female "he's high as hell and I'm wondering if I should take him home," You asked regretting every word. They both looked at each other probably thinking you drugged him or something but they still gave you an answer " his roommate ( just let me make him have a roommate ok) would probably kick him out if he saw him high like that, he's super sensitive about that shit," fuck. You now had to take in this random guy that you only just met. You then walked back to Micheal, he was still high and giggling at nothing. You grabbed his arm and tugged him to go. "Stahp it," he said unaware of what the hell was happening. You tugged him more and lead him to your car which was parked next to the curve. You dragged him to the front seat and went to the drivers seat all was well, you were fine, you just had to get this guy home and yo-"can I touch your tits," it was Micheal. You looked at him confused of what the hell to say. You wanted to slap him but at the same time you knew he probably wouldn't feel it so you wanted to wait till he wasn't high to do it so you answered with a simple "no,"
"Why not?"
"Because I don't want you"
"Can I kiss you?"
"No,"
"Why?"
Then a blank appeared. He was pretty good looking but at the same time he was pretty high. You didn't know what the hell to do. You then thought of the most 12 year old sounding response ever.
"Cause your gay"
He looked at you really confused, he didn't know how to respond at this point. ( no hates to the gays, I am part of the lgbtq community myself .w. )
"You're gayer"
"Dude, you're gayer than James Charles,"
"You're still gayyyyyyyyyy"
"you're still gayer,"
And that's how you started a whole war over who was gayer.