A collection of short stories centering around a kid named Sammy and a few of his friends, not so good friends, and straight up enemies. It's 50% simple vibes, and 50% teenage angst.
I didn't know what I was doing when I wrote this, and a lot of the...
Once upon a time, there was a sky, and in that sky was a demon. A demon that radiated light and heat, who's living flames sucked the earth of water and life. A demon who was incredibly good at his job, so good he even convinced the humans on the planet which he devastated that he was good. They were very naive and worshiped him, praised his presence, declared they would die without him.
But this story is not about the aforementioned demon or even the stupid humans who worshiped him. No, it is instead a documentation and tribute to the brave knight who combated the demon! the unsung hero of mankind! the wondrous warrior called...
SIR SEAWEED!!!!
To truly express and convey Sir Seaweeds grand and heroic legacy, one must delve into his past; before his knighthood, to when he was just a little baby seaweed on the bottom of the ocean floor.
Seymour Seaweed was born in the murky depths of the Atlantic Ocean to Sabrina and Stanley Seaweed, he also had a twin brother but we don't talk about him. Seymour lived a content and peaceful life in his younger years and grew to be a strong, capable, and determined sea-plant. When he reached maturity he left his home and traveled out of seeking adventure and fortune. One day while vacationing near the Bahamas he encountered a creature like none he had seen. It was indeed the evil light demon.
Seymour, being a fundamentally non-judgemental sea-plant, hoped he had met a new friend. Alas, he was not innocent for long, he was forced to watch in horror as the demon sucked the life out of a poor little land-plant.
He quickly realized the danger this creature posed to his beloved earth, and so vowed to do whatever he could to stop it.
Being a young sea-plant who was extremely confident in his abilities he challenged the demon to a battle; but he greatly underestimated it and was burnt badly. A less courageous sea-plan would have discarded dreams of victory, but Seymour would not give up. He traveled the ocean for nine years looking for a teacher.
He was in the pub one day when he heard two Koi fish speaking of a maser of the warrior art. So Seymour traveled to Antarctica to find the esteemed Sensei Warri!
She accepted his request for training and for twenty years the old octopus taught him the ways of the wise warrior. Finally, HE WAS READY.
He carefully studied the light demon and found a way to turn the fiery heat into oxygen which was good for all! For his breakthrough the queen of England knighted him and gave him a group of soldiers to help his cause.
And that my dear children is the story of Sir Seaweed: Slayer of Sunshine!!!!
The end.
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