(from a school report)
Above the earth, there is a sky. In the sky there are lots of stars, planets, galaxies, and things that could potentially kill you.
Sometimes I look at the sky and think about how small and insignificant I am, and how nothing I or anyone else will ever do matters in the grand scheme of things, and how out in that vast universe there are likely much smarter species of beings than us, that will one day find earth and destroy us (see chapter 3) God speed that day.
If I were to go into space I would die from lack of oxygen, unless I first froze or combusted. Of course I could wear a space suit, but even then it would probably malfunction and I would either drown, or suffocate, or freeze, or get eaten by tiny space worms, or starve, or any other number of gruesome and painful deaths.
Also, even if I had a spaceship, that too would likely malfunction; and probably explode.
In conclusion; Space is a horrible dangerous place, and you will die.
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The adventures of Sad Sammy, and friends.
HumorA collection of short stories centering around a kid named Sammy and a few of his friends, not so good friends, and straight up enemies. It's 50% simple vibes, and 50% teenage angst. I didn't know what I was doing when I wrote this, and a lot of the...