You needed a drink.
After three long months your boss had finally settled for giving you a week off. You guessed after all that pleading and begging he finally caved.
You honestly just wanted to get blackout drunk,Sing karaoke,and dance the night away.
You went into a bar that was called 'Muffets'. Not blinking an eye at the fact that the place was filled with monsters.
Monsters had come up to the surface a year ago,and you,after a month or two of shock, accepted them easily.
So you sat at one of the stools,not even caring about the heavy hangover that was going to greet you the next day,and said, "Gimme a shot of the strongest alcohol you've got in stock,please."
The bartender,a purple spider lady that looked very tidy,raised an eyebrow. "Are you sure you can handle something of that caliber,dearie?" You nodded. "As somebody who downed an entire bottle of hardcore whiskey at a wedding and was fine afterwards,I think I'll be okay."
She blinked,impressed,and set down a bottle of....
"....Is that honey?"Suddenly, a skeletal hand takes the bottle.You look to your left and saw a living skeleton in a orange hoodie winking at you. "sorry,girlie,but that's mine. muffet makes that honey specially for me. i really don't think you could handle it."
You scoffed,two could play at that game. "Geez,you act as if I'm a babybones. Can't a girl get a good buzz?"
He snorted at the pun,not expecting it. You,being a famous songwriter, were pretty good at wordplay. "sorry,girlie.just don't want to rattle your bones."You giggled. You honestly needed a good laugh after such a crappy day.
"So,can I at least try the stuff,honey-mouth?" He blinked at the nickname,but handed you the bottle,saying,"don't say i didn't warn you,lady."
You took a quick drink and hummed in happiness. It tasted like honey but with mead laced into it. It also spread a warm feeling down to your toes. You already could feel a bit of a buzz.
"God this stuff is good.I need a freaking tub o' this golden goodness."You moaned. The skeleton looked taken aback.
"...strange. normally when people try my special honey they say it's way too strong for 'em. what's you're name,honey? my name's papyrus,but everybody calls me stretch."
You froze. This was it. Time to kiss you're new friend goodbye. When you told people you're name,they usually ask for an autograph or pictures or something. It's not that you didn't like being famous,but you wanted a friend who liked you for your personality and quirks.
You sighed and said,"(Y/N),(Y/N)
(L/N). AKA Siren Starvoice."
He dropped his cigarette and nearly snapped his neck doing a double-take.
"....huh....never would've thought i'd be meeting somebody famous today. Thats's scheduled for tomorrow." You blinked and raised an eyebrow at him. "Aren't you going to start fanboying like everybody else I've tried to be friends with?"
After the initial shock had passed,he gave you a lazy grin and shrugged. "nah,i've heard bits and pieces of siren's music and it's pretty amazing,but i honestly think you yourself are a different person in comparison. for example,you ain't wearing what looks like a 10-pound sparkly pink dress."
You giggled,relaxing. Finally! Someone who wanted to get to know you and not the famous
Siren Starvoice!
You took another sip of honey and handed the bottle back to him. You were feeling drunk enough just from that bottle to say,"Hey,I'mma gonna go sing,wanna *hic* watch?"
(Papyrus's POV)
i looked at the bottle when i heard (Y/N) hiccup and saw that she had downed about half of it. that was enough to give me a small buzz,since i handled magic alcohol pretty dang well. but with a human who had never had magic in there system before?....
hoo boy,here we go.
((Y/N)'s POV)
You were amazed at how drunk you already felt. That honey worked freakin' wonders on you. When you saw a kareoke machine in the back,you grinned and ran over to it. Thankfully,it had internet access,so you could plug in one of your most famous songs.
You got on top of the small platform and let out a huge whistle to get everybody's attention. All of the humans in the bar (not very many) jaws dropped.
"Hi everybody! If you don't already know me,my name is Siren Starvoice,lead singer for the company LunarCel! I figured it be nice to have a night out,and this place looked like it could use a bit of music! So,what do ya say?"
Everybody went wild.
You grinned and sent a thumbs up to Stretch,who grinned and sent one right back. The song started up,and you started to sing.
(Play song now!Sorry if I get some lyrics wrong!)
"These electric lights....
Blow my mind...
Well I feel alright....
Never stop it's how we ride,comin'
up until we die!"
The bars lights started to dim,along with the idle chatter. Everyone was watching now. You grinned even more,starting to really get into it.
"You catch my eye...
B***h you wanna fly?...
I'm so alive....
Never stop it's how we ride,comin'
up until we die!"
You jumped up on top of a table to the music,earning a displeased look from Muffet.
"I don't wanna go to school,
I just wanna break the rules,
Boys and girls across the world,
Puttin' on our dancin' shoes,
Going to the Disco tech,
Getting high and getting wrecked,
I don't wanna go to school,
I just wanna BREAK THE RULES!"
You jumped off of the table and started to dance around the bar,everyone cheering.
"I don't wanna go to school,
I just wanna break the rules,
Boys and girls across the world,
Puttin' on our dancin' shoes,
Going to the Disco tech,
Getting high and getting wrecked,
I don't wanna go to school,
I just wanna BREAK THE RULES!"
The music flared up with a fast beat,and you danced along with it. A feeling of exileration passed through you. 'this,this is what keeps me going...'
After your song,everyone flocked toward you,asking for pictures and autographs. You shot a glance over to Stretch,who was gripping at his chest and had an almost...pained expression? No,it looked like he was happy,but another emotion was flickering across his face. But you had no idea what it was.
(Stretch's POV)
dang,this girl had a voice. i could feel my SOUL pulsing to it,which was strange, since it hadn't pulsed to nothin' in a long time.
i gripped at my chest. this girl was somethin' else,that was for sure. i checked her stats, and my jaw nearly came unhinged.
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*(Y/N) (L/N)
LV:1 EXP:0
ATK:10 DEF:100
HP:10 TRAIT:????
*In desperate need of comfort and love.
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how? 100 def was more than i'd ever seen on someone in my life that wasn't a made of metal. and only 10 hp? this girl....she needed a friend. bad.
'she's just like me....' i thought.this girl had obviously had been through some bad times. i normally didn't trust humans,but with one so relatable...
'it's worth a shot.'
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Hi everybody! Okay,this is a little project I thought might try out for funzies. Please be patient though,cause there are going to be SLOW updates.Toodles!(=^_^=)_/
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🎶🍯a siren's voice as sweet as honey🍯🎶 (Underswap Papyrus x reader)
FanfictionYou were lonely. You had what others consider a perfect life.You were a famous songwriter/singer at LunarCel and were called 'Siren Starvoice'.You lived in a mansion that could house at least ten people.And you had enough money to buy yourself an is...
