gorillaz And Blur oneshots

yes sir, || Murdoc x reader

I about this, I know it's weird but just go with it.
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Your p.o.v
I'm walking home from my job as an entertainer for a bar, no I'm not a stripper, I'm a singer, I sing for the customers. I'm walking home till I see a weird mist surrounding me,I pass out and everything fades to black.
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Murdoc p.o.v
I'm at a bar till I see a lovely lady step on stage and her voice is just' wow. She's beutiful. Mhhhmm, I should bring her to plastic beach so she can sing with face ache. Yeah I'll do that. I follow her into a street and turned on the sleeping gas fumes, after she's passed out i pick her up bridal style and place her gently in the car, noodle or robot gurad, secured her, now to get face ache.
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Your p.o.v
I woke up in a car, driving it was a greenish looking guy, next to him was a scared blue haired guy, and next to me was a girl?? Robot thing idk, but she had a gun. "Who are you,and where am i?" "I'm Murdoc Niccals luv and you are now part of the band gorillaz." "That's a high honur sir but i have a job, and-" "I know luv i was there, that's why your here." "Uhh ok"
What the hell, thus guy kiddnaped me, and gave me a good job. I found out that the blue beanstock and his name is 2d. The robot chick is a replacement for the actual girl. After we get attacked by a guy in a red truck(???). Me and 2d ducked and noodle couldn't attack because she malfunctioned and is no longer working. We are screwed. I had an idea and grabbed the gun from her limp body and fired it twice at the guy and one hit him in the arm. He looked pissed. He tried shooting me, missed thank God and I shot his tire, he can no longer keep up with us."GO MURDOC DRIVE FASTER DAMNIT!" I yell. He presses a red button and we go super fast. We ended up crashing into the ocean, a piece of glass hit my eye, ow, and the car turned into a fricken submarine!!! Murdoc ran to the back seeing my eye bleed out. He took the glass out and stiched. My eye up pretty well. I was healed, but I would have a scar and the eye would be blind. Fuck. After a months me and murdoc became a couple, but he was treating my best friend 2d like trash. I went up to him " mudz we need to talk." "What is it luv?" "Your treating 2d like shit and I'm not taking it, ether  treat him like a human being or where over ok." "Anything for you love." "Thank you mudz" I hugged him tightly. 2d got moved from that room to a room upstairs that was nice and cool because you decorated it to look like a zombie apocalypse happend. 2d loved it. It was the start of something great. Unfortunately a group of pirates attached the island. Murdoc was about to get shot, I quickly pushed him out of the way and the bullet hit me in the stomach. I coughed up some blood and everything turned black.
###time skip brought to you by a person with insomnia#####
I woke up in a hospital bed. I looked around and saw 2d murdoc crying and a girl that looks like the robot comforting them. "M-mudz, stu?" I ask. They look at me and hugged me. I hugged back. "I-i thought I lost you love, d-dont do that again" Murdoc sobbed. "Yeah Y/N d-ont do that" 2d sobbed. "Yes sir"